10 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything......

[origamiforyou]

Earlier this morning, a college radio DJ referred to Tom Petty as a musical visionary. I don't know about that. However, I do know this: When I am famous, I am going to be up to my eyeballs in pussy. Now when I say "pussy", I'm not referring to, you know, sex with chicks. I just couldn't think of a suitable term for its male equivalent. Therefore,

Comments

[vodkaking]

that is the most awesomest thing i ever read

[gypsyscot]

I would totally be that manservant.....
....you wouldnt need to sleep with me though...

Response...

[evilelena]

You know, that kind of sex might be appealing for awhile. But let's be honest here. The average male is so disappointing in the sack that you'd start to wish that you WERE numb in the nether regions of your body. And it's not necessarily the men who are bad in bed but do not brag about their prowess that would nauseate you the most. It's the men who slap your ass and say "Who's your daddy" about 20 times during sex as if to elicit some excitement from you while you've lost all interest in him about 20 minutes before you actually went at it but you were so devoid of emotion and so lonely that it seemed like the appropriate thing to do at that moment. Or the men who can't get it up right away and you spend like 2 hours comforting him, time that could be spent getting him motivated. Or the guys who have penises that would make a horse blush but only use them as battering rams for your intestines, all the meanwhile uttering not a single sound while you are most certainly thinking to yourself that you will never return to your proper

[johnisdeader]

all i have to say is I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!!

[vinnytheman]

the only college dj worth listening to is Matthew Brian Cohen on WRCC Lawrenceville 107.7

[vinnytheman]

and matthew brian cohen also gave me deathcab tickets