Three Bullets - [Action]

Jun 27, 2011 16:11

A young girl stands in the middle of a room which she shares with her sister and meister. What is the name of this girl?


>Farts McGee

While you think Farts McGee is a hilarious name. It is in fact not your name. Try again.

> ✔Patti Thompson

Your name is PATTI THOMPSON. For some inexplicable reason you've turned into a HOMESTUCK TROLL, which you found incredibly hilarious for a whole two minutes before getting distracted with something shiny. As mentioned before, you live in a VILLA with your SISTER and MEISTER and you can also turn into a PISTOL. You also have an incredible fondness for VIOLENCE, especially when it involves GIRAFFES. You have a variety of INTERESTS which include CRAYON ART and ORIGAMI which you are very skilled at, even though you always destroy them right after.

Your trolltag is giraffeSlayer and you tend to abuse punctuation marks!!!!!!!!

What will you be doing today?

>Explore Vatheon

Well what are you waiting for? Vatheon's not going to explore itself. Before you go, you pack a few necessities, namely your unusual amount of ART SUPPLIES. You CAPTCHALOGUE them in your SYLLADEX, or at least you would if you knew what a SYLLADEX was.

>Exit Villa into Vatheon

To spare the reader of your many wacky text-based shenanigans, such as examining the DRESSER or examining the BED or other exciting options such as examining the KITCHEN TABLE, you decide it would be best just to leave the villa to explore the rest of Vatheon. Better go talk to the locals!

[OOC: As you've probably figured out, Patti has been turned into a Homestuck troll for the event! This is an general action post for anyone in the villa or in Vatheon. All tagging will be done with normal action brackets and text (unless Patti actually uses text, in which she'll be using that yellow color above). And all replies will be made by giraffeslayer!]

event: canon swap

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