Five Bullets - Action

[origamikillah]

[Patti woke up to find a very strange hat next to her, and for some reason she felt compelled to wear it instead of her own hat.

Not much long after, she felt the weirdest urge to wear a red shirt and overalls. A little while after that, she managed to find herself a fake mustache. Why is she wearing a fake mustache? Because it feels so right for

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[frogglingwitch]

[ Eruka is staring at you jumping on that upside down garbage can. With Patti dressed like that, the witch doesn't recognize immediately who she's talking to. ]

What are you doing?

[origamikillah]

[To make things more confusing, Patti's also speaking in a over-the-top stereotyped Italian accent.]

Trying-a to get down-a these pipes! It doesn't-a seem to be working!

[frogglingwitch]

But that's not a pipe! Why would you try and get down a pipe anyway?

[origamikillah]

It's a good-a way of traveling!

[Jump jump jump.]

[nicepartner]

[... In some alternate universe, Ash is Bowser, and Pikachu is Bowser Jr. And Ash is forever unsure about this...]

[origamikillah]

[Two Bowsers?! This will be quite a challenge, but Patti is not afraid!]

Let's-a go!

[And now she's dashing right towards Ash, fully prepared to do a flying kick right as his chest (she can't quite jump that high.]

[nicepartner]

[...and he falls to the ground because ouch that hurts!]

[origamikillah]

[Aw yea she beat Bowser! That fight didn't take as long as she was expecting.

She stops to look around. Where's the princess now?]

[suckmylipstick]

[Princesses are too mainstream for Hipsterjime but this guy is just about as high maintenance as any girl can get.]

I only do old school.

[origamikillah]

Princess, I will-a save you!

[Don't worry Hajime, Patti's got this. She'll just attempt to scoop him up over her shoulder. No goombas are gonna get the princess now, no sir.]

[suckmylipstick]

What are you doing!?

[This never happens in Pacman or Combat...!]

[origamikillah]

Don't-a worry, Princess! You will-a be safe soon!

[And dashing off to the nearest thing Patti would think resemble a castle...]

[k1_sauce]

[ Okay, hot chick acting really weird. Common sense tells him to go away, but forget that noise--hot chick!

Keiichi is, by the way, total princess material. ]

Hey, do you need help?

[origamikillah]

[Gasp!! After searching all those buildings castles, Patti has finally found the Princess!

Now to just rescue her from all those nasty koopas!]

Princess!

[She will be trying to pick up Keiichi!]

[k1_sauce]

Wait, what.

[ He is too stunned to fight back. Not that it would do any good, but, seriously, what is a guy supposed to do in a situation like this? ]

[origamikillah]

I will-a save you!

[And carrying him off to someplace safe~]

[noghostsplzkthx]

...Patti!? What the hell!?!?

[origamikillah]

[Sup Liz. Patti is chasing around a kind of terrified-looking Pip. He...kind of looks like a Yoshi, right?]

Liz!

[noghostsplzkthx]

What are you doing!?

[origamikillah]

Trying-a to get Pip to take-a me to find the Princess!