ugh.

[origamikunoichi]

You're all children. Including my boyfriend.

I don't really see the need for introductions, but I'm Konan. Fuck with me and I'll give you so many papercuts that you'll bleed to death. ♥

PS. Whoever stole my handcuffs - I want them back.

Comments

[poisonedstrings]

Are those tags entirely necessary?

[origamikunoichi]

Of course. I wouldn't put them there if they weren't.

[poisonedstrings]

You can't keep your repulsive desires to yourself?

[origamikunoichi]

They're not repulsive, they're problem solving.

[swirlyfacetobi]

I'm 29 years old!!

[origamikunoichi]

Sometimes you don't act like it.

[swirlyfacetobi]

I always act my age!

[origamikunoichi]

... Only sometimes.

[notaudreytwo]

I was going to invite you to play Mario Party with Pein and me if Sasori didn't accept. Now I won't.

[poisonedstrings]

I don't play games.

[notaudreytwo]

But it is a good one.

[poisonedstrings]

I'm not a child.

[yondychan]

HA! Finally, something I can agree with.

[origamikunoichi]

Really? Pleasure to meet someone sane for once.

[yondychan]

Pleasure's all mine.

[origamikunoichi]

You'd be the Hokage of Konoha, then? Pein's told me about you.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

Hiya miss Konan!

[origamikunoichi]

Hello.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

You look really pretty! I hope you have fun here!

[origamikunoichi]

Thank you. If not fun, then keep a better eye on my fellow members of Akatsuki.