All Hail SPEED PR0NZ!!!!
I thank boredom freerice.com and a sunburn for this train wreck. Written for Speed Pr0nz, because as horrible as it my be written, there can never be enough porn in the world. Picture prompt 8.
Title: Aquarium
Rating: R
Warnings: Sex, tentacles, slash
Parings: HPDM
Summary: Harry volunteers at a muggle aquarium.
“No absolutely not! I refuse to do anything so … so … so preposterous!”
“But Draco-“
“No Potter. I have no idea who put the thought in your head but the answer is no.”
“Honestly Malfoy, it’s not that bad. You learn so many things! I have been working with the penguins. Did you know that they mate for life? Isn’t that sweet? Hey are quite the amorous creatures you know.” Hermione interrupted from her place on the couch. She did find it very amusing to see the happy couple argue but she had to be at the aquarium in twenty minutes and she needed to know if Harry was coming or not.
“I am not sending Potter off to some god forsaken Muggle water world! He might drown!” Draco screamed at the witch, waving his arms around as if trying to prove a point.
“That’s it Malfoy! I am going whether you want me to or not. I am sick of having you criticize everything I want to do.” Harry yelled back at the blonde.
Draco stood and walked out the door. Hermione placed a comforting hand on Harry’s shoulder and sat him down in a chair. “Let’s go Hermione.”
“Harry, I don’t think-“
“Let’s go. I need something to distract me. He needs time to cool off.” After getting what they needed they left the house for the aquarium.
A week later and Harry was a wreck. He hadn’t thought his words would hurt Draco so badly. He hadn’t really even said anything!
The blonde hadn’t come home since he walked out the door and had Blaise not come over to give Harry an earful about how annoying the blonde was and how he didn’t know how Harry put up with him the day before, he would have had no clue where the blonde even was. He had sent Blaise home yesterday with some tickets to the aquarium, hoping that Draco might just come and see him.
Harry sighed and one of the little kids who were petting the octopus he had placed on the display table screamed.
“He’s eating my hand!” she yelled and Harry quickly grabbed the creature from her.
“I’m sorry, honey, he does that sometimes. It just means he likes you.’ Harry explained and he put the animal in its tank.”
“Its okay, sir. I like him too. He just scarded me ‘s all.” The girl smiled and ran off. Harry smiled at her fondly before noticing the time. Closing. With a sigh he started to pack up his display, only to have a voice stop him before he could get much done.
“I didn’t know these things tried to kill people. If I had been aware of that I would have saved you a week ago.” Harry smiled and turned to look at his lover.
“They don’t kill people Draco, they only cling to those they love,” he said as he moved around the display table to embrace the other.
“I have heard the same thing to be true of you, Potter.” Harry tightened his embrace and captured the slightly shorter man’s mouth with his.
“I love you. I missed you.” He said between fervent kisses. He pushed Draco up against the display table and wrapped the blonds’ legs around his waist. The other eagerly used the opportunity to suck on a small patch of skin right under Harry’s. Without abandoning his post the blonde tried to grasp the zipper of the wetsuit the brunette was wearing and failed.
“This thing looks horrible on you, I would much rather you have it off.” He murmured in Harry's ear as he rubbed their straining erections together.
Draco glanced over Harry’s shoulder, his fingers gripping the chord that was attached to the wetsuits zipper. He yanked at it until the elusive zip was pulled all the way down, enabling him to proceed with the undressing.
As soon as the task was completed Harry brought Draco's face back to his and seized his mouth in a searing kiss. They groped at each other desperately; Draco, trying to rid Harry of the water gear, and Harry trying to remove Draco’s shirt. Harry growled into the blondes’ ear as he tried to pull the shirt off the lean man in front of him. The water from his wetsuit had soaked through the front of the already tight shirt Draco had been wearing making it impossible to get off.
“We are useless at this,” Draco commented with a sigh. He dropped his head to Harry’s half bare shoulder and gently sucked at the exposed skin. As he started to suck with more zealous he heard Harry mumble something that he could not discern. The next thing he knew he was cold.
Cold and naked.
Cold, naked and lying on the still wet display table where hundreds of children had played with an overzealous octopus.
Harry stood over him, now also naked, holding a pink creature, an evil gin on his face. “Draco you remember this little guy.” The gleam in his dark haired lovers’ eyes was positively sinful. “His name is Darwin. He’s my favorite. He like to ... oh how do I say it … clutch things.”
At that moment Draco couldn’t care less what the stupid beasts name was. Harry’s free hand was now at his entrance. Two fingers sliding in and out of his body mercylessly. The hand hold the animal lowered and the brunette gently placed the octopus on the blonde’s erection.
“Why don’t we play a little game Draco,” he whispered in his ear as he, too, climbed up on the table. “I fuck you senseless while Darwin has fun with that pretty cock of yours.”
The blonds whimper at the word turned into a drawn out moan as Harry buried his cock into the blonds’ ass. The younger man thrust wildly into the tight heat.
“H-Harry,” Draco screamed and not two seconds later he felt tentacles tighten around his cock. The creature stated to move its way down the hard column, twisting and squeezing its long arms with every inch it went. Draco let loose another scream as his lover hit his prostate dead on, and the creature stopped, constricting its long tentacles impossibly tight around Draco’s hard flesh.
“Did I forget to tell you? He gets freaked out by loud yells. The louder the scream the tighter his hold gets.” Harry said in response the small whimper of pain the blonde had let out. He started to thrust again going slowly and picking up his pace after seeing the desperate look in Draco’s eyes.
They came together a few minutes later, loudly moaning the others name. Harry plopped down next to Draco. Wrapping an arm around his blonde lovers’ waist, he used the other to gently remove the octopus and placed it back into the tank. The blonde snuggled into Harry’s side with a content smile on his face.
“So Potter, you mentioned penguins earlier. We’ll have to go there next. I’ve heard that they are quite the amorous species.” The blonde smirked as he felt Harry’s penis twitch against his leg.
“Funny you say that, I heard the same thing,” he said and captured Draco's lips in another passionate kiss.
Title: Aquarium
Rating: R
Warnings: Sex, tentacles, slash
Parings: HPDM
Summary: Harry volunteers at a muggle aquarium.
“No absolutely not! I refuse to do anything so … so … so preposterous!”
“But Draco-“
“No Potter. I have no idea who put the thought in your head but the answer is no.”
“Honestly Malfoy, it’s not that bad. You learn so many things! I have been working with the penguins. Did you know that they mate for life? Isn’t that sweet? Hey are quite the amorous creatures you know.” Hermione interrupted from her place on the couch. She did find it very amusing to see the happy couple argue but she had to be at the aquarium in twenty minutes and she needed to know if Harry was coming or not.
“I am not sending Potter off to some god forsaken Muggle water world! He might drown!” Draco screamed at the witch, waving his arms around as if trying to prove a point.
“That’s it Malfoy! I am going whether you want me to or not. I am sick of having you criticize everything I want to do.” Harry yelled back at the blonde.
Draco stood and walked out the door. Hermione placed a comforting hand on Harry’s shoulder and sat him down in a chair. “Let’s go Hermione.”
“Harry, I don’t think-“
“Let’s go. I need something to distract me. He needs time to cool off.” After getting what they needed they left the house for the aquarium.
A week later and Harry was a wreck. He hadn’t thought his words would hurt Draco so badly. He hadn’t really even said anything!
The blonde hadn’t come home since he walked out the door and had Blaise not come over to give Harry an earful about how annoying the blonde was and how he didn’t know how Harry put up with him the day before, he would have had no clue where the blonde even was. He had sent Blaise home yesterday with some tickets to the aquarium, hoping that Draco might just come and see him.
Harry sighed and one of the little kids who were petting the octopus he had placed on the display table screamed.
“He’s eating my hand!” she yelled and Harry quickly grabbed the creature from her.
“I’m sorry, honey, he does that sometimes. It just means he likes you.’ Harry explained and he put the animal in its tank.”
“Its okay, sir. I like him too. He just scarded me ‘s all.” The girl smiled and ran off. Harry smiled at her fondly before noticing the time. Closing. With a sigh he started to pack up his display, only to have a voice stop him before he could get much done.
“I didn’t know these things tried to kill people. If I had been aware of that I would have saved you a week ago.” Harry smiled and turned to look at his lover.
“They don’t kill people Draco, they only cling to those they love,” he said as he moved around the display table to embrace the other.
“I have heard the same thing to be true of you, Potter.” Harry tightened his embrace and captured the slightly shorter man’s mouth with his.
“I love you. I missed you.” He said between fervent kisses. He pushed Draco up against the display table and wrapped the blonds’ legs around his waist. The other eagerly used the opportunity to suck on a small patch of skin right under Harry’s. Without abandoning his post the blonde tried to grasp the zipper of the wetsuit the brunette was wearing and failed.
“This thing looks horrible on you, I would much rather you have it off.” He murmured in Harry's ear as he rubbed their straining erections together.
Draco glanced over Harry’s shoulder, his fingers gripping the chord that was attached to the wetsuits zipper. He yanked at it until the elusive zip was pulled all the way down, enabling him to proceed with the undressing.
As soon as the task was completed Harry brought Draco's face back to his and seized his mouth in a searing kiss. They groped at each other desperately; Draco, trying to rid Harry of the water gear, and Harry trying to remove Draco’s shirt. Harry growled into the blondes’ ear as he tried to pull the shirt off the lean man in front of him. The water from his wetsuit had soaked through the front of the already tight shirt Draco had been wearing making it impossible to get off.
“We are useless at this,” Draco commented with a sigh. He dropped his head to Harry’s half bare shoulder and gently sucked at the exposed skin. As he started to suck with more zealous he heard Harry mumble something that he could not discern. The next thing he knew he was cold.
Cold and naked.
Cold, naked and lying on the still wet display table where hundreds of children had played with an overzealous octopus.
Harry stood over him, now also naked, holding a pink creature, an evil gin on his face. “Draco you remember this little guy.” The gleam in his dark haired lovers’ eyes was positively sinful. “His name is Darwin. He’s my favorite. He like to ... oh how do I say it … clutch things.”
At that moment Draco couldn’t care less what the stupid beasts name was. Harry’s free hand was now at his entrance. Two fingers sliding in and out of his body mercylessly. The hand hold the animal lowered and the brunette gently placed the octopus on the blonde’s erection.
“Why don’t we play a little game Draco,” he whispered in his ear as he, too, climbed up on the table. “I fuck you senseless while Darwin has fun with that pretty cock of yours.”
The blonds whimper at the word turned into a drawn out moan as Harry buried his cock into the blonds’ ass. The younger man thrust wildly into the tight heat.
“H-Harry,” Draco screamed and not two seconds later he felt tentacles tighten around his cock. The creature stated to move its way down the hard column, twisting and squeezing its long arms with every inch it went. Draco let loose another scream as his lover hit his prostate dead on, and the creature stopped, constricting its long tentacles impossibly tight around Draco’s hard flesh.
“Did I forget to tell you? He gets freaked out by loud yells. The louder the scream the tighter his hold gets.” Harry said in response the small whimper of pain the blonde had let out. He started to thrust again going slowly and picking up his pace after seeing the desperate look in Draco’s eyes.
They came together a few minutes later, loudly moaning the others name. Harry plopped down next to Draco. Wrapping an arm around his blonde lovers’ waist, he used the other to gently remove the octopus and placed it back into the tank. The blonde snuggled into Harry’s side with a content smile on his face.
“So Potter, you mentioned penguins earlier. We’ll have to go there next. I’ve heard that they are quite the amorous species.” The blonde smirked as he felt Harry’s penis twitch against his leg.
“Funny you say that, I heard the same thing,” he said and captured Draco's lips in another passionate kiss.