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The chron-chron, the list goes on and on like Erykah Badu.
I know how this may sound.
But it's fucking orange.
I felt like I just had to tell people.
ORANGE.
Let that marinate for a second. -
Celebrate good times. Come on!
Pretty sure this is just a party week ( Read more... ) -
Or, I'll jump up on the bed, waltzing madly with the broomstick.
Things are falling back into place.
Good.
Party?
I'd like to go to one. -
We could be daytime drunks if we wanted.
I need a drinking butty ( Read more... ) -
I wasn't invited to any parties, so I'm throwing my own.
I don't understand ( Read more... ) -
Don't look at me that way; like everything is all right.
I'm slightly confused ( Read more... ) -
Something is quite amiss...
Here's a funny joke:
I just shaved for the first time.
haha.
That's so silly.
I had that weird mustache-thing going on for too long.
Oh, but here's the joke:
I'm 17 years old.
My friends started shaving in middle school.
I'm pretty sure I'm a little boy. -
The Insomnia Diaries
Fucking Profanity Night ( Read more... )