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Apr 16, 2010 00:57

Okay. Hypothetical situation A: You have a member of your family (let's say a cousin) who really, truly, desperately wants in your pants. They've been trying to get you to date them for quite a number of years now. You really, truly, desperately do not want them in that way, even though they're okay when they're not trying to get into your pants ( Read more... )

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ilikeyourcake April 16 2010, 05:57:54 UTC

Marry them, obviously.

doyoulikecake April 16 2010, 05:58:58 UTC

That defeats the purpose of keeping them out of your pants.

ilikeyourcake April 16 2010, 06:00:07 UTC

Who says that you have to sleep with them just because you're married?

doyoulikecake April 16 2010, 06:02:08 UTC

I'm going to guess you do, o cause of this 'hypothetical' situation.

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pplrunincircles April 16 2010, 05:59:18 UTC

Restraining order?

doyoulikecake April 16 2010, 06:05:46 UTC

In most cases, that could probably work. But then, if you like them other than this one little character flaw, wouldn't you want to be able to still hang out with them?

Or, for a different thought exercise: let's say the offending party has a very good lawyer who could probably get that restraining order revoked? Or at least has access to the right strings to pull.

pplrunincircles April 16 2010, 06:11:33 UTC

UHM.

Chastity belt?

Like the kind that's in Princess Bride?

Actually that might hurt. A lot.

Get a STD? No, then you wouldn't be able to have anyone in your pants...

doyoulikecake April 16 2010, 06:17:20 UTC

Now we're getting creative! :D

We'll say pain isn't something one needs to worry about, for the sake of letting one's creativity go, here. Now it's simply a measure of what they can or can't get off in a short amount of time. No pun intended. ;P

I'd think one wouldn't want an STD for the exact reason you detailed up there. Unless one was asexual, of course, and didn't particularly want to have sex in the first place. (Then you'd have to find an STD that didn't necessarily require you to have sex to catch it.)

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ilikedcake April 16 2010, 05:59:23 UTC

Tell her that you're sleeping with your sister again.

doyoulikecake April 16 2010, 06:06:13 UTC

...again?

ilikedcake April 16 2010, 06:09:23 UTC

Well... every night and then some.

doyoulikecake April 16 2010, 06:18:59 UTC

Well, I suppose that would work if you wanted to fuck your sister, but wouldn't it seem odd that one wants one's sister and not one's cousin, then?

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