Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick

Comments

[Written]

[semper_cogitans]

[Here, Jack, have an irritated gay scientist!]

Well, aren't you heterosexist? Not all of the men here are interested in women, you know - and I would hypothesize that not all of the women here are interested in men, either.

What a crass assumption to make.

[Written]

[originaljackass]

Damn, you must have unbunched your panties in a hurry. There's a whole lot of not caring going over here.

Re: [Written]

[semper_cogitans]

I don't particularly care whether you care or not. I am simply making it evident that not all the men here are completely imbecilic.

Or is it problematic to you that there are people outside of your very limited scope?

[Written]

[originaljackass]

See, here's the problem. You're being a whiny bitch, whereas others are talking about some mighty fine bitches - a word I normally wouldn't use, but it fit here. So guess where my attention's going to be ?

Re: [Written]

[semper_cogitans]

Obviously here or you wouldn't be responding to me, now, would you? [Snappish, aren't we?]

I fail to understand how any self-respecting woman of any orientation would be able to put up with this sort of behaviour, quite frankly.

Written]

[originaljackass]

[Sorry mate, he wasn't kidding. He's off talking about babes.]

Re: Written]

[semper_cogitans]

[And Robert fumes at the page for a moment before considering this conversation over. He hates it when somebody just storms off mid-debate, but he didn't expect much else from a dolt of this calibre.]

[Written]

[eternallysinned]

There are extremists of all sides here.

Re: [Written]

[semper_cogitans]

Quite evidently. [If that comment was meant to include Robert, he didn't realize it.]

And besides, I am certain that even my statement is an oversimplification of the situation.

[Written]

[eternallysinned]

Some things can't be helped I suppose.

Re: [Written]

[semper_cogitans]

Better to try to make such things evident than to leave them unchallenged, though.

I am certain I am not alone in my position, after all. [And back on Terra, you'd never even see something as insensitive as this being said, which is partially why Robert reacted so badly.]

[Written]

[eternallysinned]

I don't doubt that in the least bit.

However, I don't think Jack is the type to show concern for an opinion other than one that is similar to his. [At least that's the vibe he got.]

Still, I'm sure you wont be the only one to point it out.

Re: [Written]

[semper_cogitans]

An imbecile like that doesn't seem as though he would pay attention to much of anything rational.

I still cannot fathom what sort of woman would be interested in a person like that. [Are women just more intelligent on Terra? Quite possibly.]

[Written]

[eternallysinned]

Some have no preferences.

Re: [Written]

[semper_cogitans]

Luckily the women I know seem to be better off cognitively.

You seem understanding enough, though. For that I must thank you - it is reassuring to see somebody else here who appreciates the full spectrum of humanity.

[Written]

[eternallysinned]

[He dated his older sister soooooooo...yeah. Open-minded.]

I actually haven't spoken to many.

You're welcome. It's just a better way to view things I suppose. My name is Hakkai, pleasure to meet you.