Comments | originaljackass: Ch. 2 - Legends are made when you're Jack of Fables

originaljackass

Ch. 2 - Legends are made when you're Jack of Fables

Jan 18, 2011 23:07

[Right now he's got his feet kicked up on a stack of all the various books he could find where he was in them. Collections of fairy tales, fables, and more colorful adaptions - all of them. The other day he raided the library and took all of them home. If people want to go off and read about him, they'll have to talk to the real thing first. After ( Read more... )

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audio; tothelibrary January 19 2011, 08:39:00 UTC

Legends, no. Legend-like figures, yes. Mostly they ended up smooshed into little bitty dead evil pieces.

audio; originaljackass January 19 2011, 21:53:19 UTC

So cold. Maybe you just haven't met the right one.

audio; tothelibrary January 20 2011, 00:22:05 UTC

That's me, glacier girl. And I think it's more we just meet a lot of evil stuff.

audio; originaljackass January 20 2011, 02:25:37 UTC

Maybe it's because you're not as nice to the good ones.

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[ voice ] hippocraticly January 19 2011, 09:55:22 UTC

Modest, aren't you?

[ voice ] originaljackass January 19 2011, 21:58:23 UTC

A lot more than usual.

[voice] sacrificemyself January 19 2011, 11:39:20 UTC

Harry Potter's a bit of a legend, where I'm from, but I've never heard of Jack, sorry. What were you supposed to have done that's so special?

[voice] originaljackass January 19 2011, 21:57:43 UTC

[Harry Potter... the children's book series. You've got to be kidding.]

I was a worlds-renown giant slayer. Ever heard of King Arthur?

[voice] sacrificemyself January 20 2011, 09:09:41 UTC

Yeah sure. Fell asleep in history class, though, so all I know is how he was bloody useless without Merlin's help.

[voice] originaljackass January 20 2011, 18:42:55 UTC

Yeah, whatever. Anyway, I was one of the knights.

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[Voice] reshape_destiny January 19 2011, 16:58:49 UTC

Yeah, sure. I had coffee with Bigfoot just the other day. Nice guy, but he could use a shave.

[Voice] originaljackass January 19 2011, 22:00:57 UTC

Never met the guy.

compos_mentis January 20 2011, 02:12:13 UTC

[Hey Jack, remember that teenager you talked to a while back? Same voice, older. She's decided to be twenty-something today, after all. That said, it's later than a lot of the other responses, she was stalking. Buuut]

Smart guy like you can't figure out the filters?

[Filtered 50%] originaljackass January 20 2011, 02:32:04 UTC

Oh, sure I can. But when I do something, I make sure I do it right. Have we met?

[Filtered 50%] compos_mentis January 20 2011, 22:40:54 UTC

I feel like we have- but then, who hasn't heard of the Jack?

[Filtered 50%] originaljackass January 21 2011, 17:51:28 UTC

I think I met your younger sister.

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