it's just a cruel fucked up world and we're all floating along

[originalmidge]

It's way too early to be up, but I need to form an investigation. This is because I smell bacon, which is really strange, considering:

• If there was ever bacon in my fridge, my mom would most likley have a herpes outbreak, which leads me to my next point.

• This would mean my mom is cooking, HAHAHA! What a ridiculous concept! At this time, she's

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[overrdramatics]

for one thing, your sid icon is the shit.
for another thing, if you think turkey bacon is bad listen to this.
i work at a grocery store & last night somebody bought chicken sausage.
i was like what the fuck.
oh & that book, at first i thought it meant do as in fuck.
so it was like fuck black women hate black men, haha.
oops, i was wrong.
well anyways, sorry for this retarded comment.
later. <33333333

sid is damn sexy

[originalmidge]

hahaha i love that interpretation, i bet it was the subliminal meaning.. and now that i've heard about chicken sausage, i feel much better, so thank you so much!!

<333

[ouchmybatmobile]

Dude, I was complaining about turkey meatballs in one of my recent posts! I think our moms are conspiriring, Atkins would not approve!

[originalmidge]

I just don't get why our moms would even bother making meat at all, if its some half ass supplement! You wouldn't drink corn instead of milk just because it was more organic, now would you?

^^ disregard that.

lol. sarah call me later!!

<3

[originalmidge]

hmm.. RATS! There's some food for thought!

I like you

[yay_abortion]

Hmm... Kayla, I think your sister just bitched you. I like her.

*hooks up with a rodent*

[sleeps4dreams]

my battle scar is so brilliant. i can now tell my grandchildren an interesting story. they would love to hear that a toilet seat fell on my nose. that takes some serious skill. goodbye my love, if i don't see you before saturday. <3

Yeah man

[yay_abortion]

She's a Muslim, a Seljuk Turk, in fact. I'm like Mohammud to her, I'm her prophet. She wears the veil and everything, or I beat her, which is ok under Sharia Law. Bless the Qur'an, and Islam; Religion of Peace.