Once apon a time...

[originalred]

There once was a man named Dale...
His smell was rather stale...
He stole my thong and took cunty along..
so I put them both in jail!!!

Comments

[knihm]

there is no jail. you left your soggy thong here.

[freedog]

soggy was it?

*raises eyebrow*

hehe

[cuntchocula]

I will rebut with a haiku:

Claire is a hobag
She likes to wear soggy thongs
Dale covets her thong.

[originalred]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT A HAIKU!!!!! *dies a horrible death*

[cuntchocula]

I thought it was a very lovely haiku.