Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

Ah hell, bite dammit![After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready

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[chibifukutaicho]

You caught a Fishie too!

[She has one that's evolve but won't say a word...Plus, she calls him Fish]

[originofawesome]

You have one too?

[You poor child. He'd feel sorry for you, but he's too caught up in his own self pity.]

[chibifukutaicho]

Yup! I caught one and tried to eat him...He's tastes really bad. I put him back in the water. But, he didn't want to go away.

[Oh, it isn't so bad. Now a days, she ride on his head. Which people freak out. b/c Itty bitty kiddie on a big bad Gyarados...OmO]

[originofawesome]

[Pokes Lis. Looks even more depressed.]

Useless for food.

[There's an idea. He tries putting her back in the water, but she just jumps back on the pier. She's already been named, it's too late for you Prussia!]

...why.

[That is so cute. It would freak Prussia out, though if he gets used to a Gyarados, he might find her to be awesome.]

[alpha_stigma]

A fish? They really do come in all different kinds, don't they.

[Says the mage with an owl perched on his head.]

[originofawesome]

[OF ALL FISH WHY THIS ONE. THE MOST USELESS ONE OF ALL. Prussia just...pokes it again.]

[alpha_stigma]

So, um... is there a reason you called it a failure?

[Forgive him, he knows little to nothing about Pokémon yet (and also dislikes stereotyping).]

[originofawesome]

It can't do jack shit! It can't attack, learns nothing useful, and is pathetically weak! It can't even be eaten!

[Lisbeth kind of...flops over. She seems a little hurt, though Prussia doesn't notice.]

[video]

[originofawesome]

Fuck off.

[Getting a Magikarp instead of dinner or a great Pokemon seems to have sucked the energy out of Prussia. He's tired, hungry and can't seem to get rid of the fish, no matter how many times he's tossed her back in the water.]

[video] hm, didn't know you could get one. Also, lol wtf interesting way to phrase it, Jack. XD

[originofawesome]

[If this happened earlier in the day, he probably would've bounced back a lot better. As it is, he just wants to fall asleep and pretend it didn't happen.

He practically spits it out.] It has no fangs. It doesn't have anything but that stupid expression!

[He narrows his eyes, you dare accuse him of just flopping down uselessly? You definitely have his attention now.]

Tch, something like this won't bring me down! Just watch, [He jabs his finger at the screen viciously.] I'll make it awesome!

[Granted, the only thing he can think of happening is her defense being raised so she won't be KO'd right away. Whatever, he'll give her the best defense possible then.]

[soccergoggles]

A...fish? I didn't know you could go fishing here...

[originofawesome]

[NOT JUST ANY FISH. IT IS THE FAILURE OF ALL FISHES.]

It's not worth it. [He scowls at the Magikarp.]

[soccergoggles]

Oh... [let's get some goggle boy optimism up in hur.] Can you eat it?

[originofawesome]

[He's pretty disgusted at how useless it is.]

Tastes like shit, apparently. Even if it didn't, it's made of scales and bone.

[video]

[biteisbigger]

...??

[ why you so horrified D: ]

[video]

[originofawesome]

[He doesn't realize the feed is on as he continues staring at the Magikarp. She flops around, sometimes dribbling water from her mouth onto the pier. He tries tossing her back into the water, but she leaps back next to him.]

What the hell.

[ooc:ah...could I say that Prussia has a Growlithe egg now? :D; /not sure how these things work...]

[video]

[biteisbigger]

[ Kisa's just watching this and-- wow, that's one determined fish. But can she breathe?? DD: ]

((ooc: Yep! Kisa would have left it at the Center for him.))

[video]

[originofawesome]

[She somehow makes her way to where Prussia's hand is and wiggles, as if trying to tell him she'll do her best if he will too. Of course, he doesn't catch any of that.]

What kind of fish likes being captive? I'm benevolent enough to set you free, so take advantage of it!

[ooc: Awesome! ♥ I heard they took about a week to hatch after being laid?]