[France had overheard the conversation and had come out the see if it really is Prussia... which it is. His lips quirk slightly up in amusement that only turns into full-blown laughter as he watches the Spearow attack.
[Hell was at least entertaining at times.]
Try fighting them with your Pokemon, you failure of a Nation!
[Prussia drags himself back to his things, slightly out of breathe and looking bedraggled. It's pretty obvious a flock of birds attacked him, and that he tried losing them through bushes and trees.]
France!? You were kidnapped too? Japan's in for a load of shit.
[You are watching nothing. It's just your overactive imagination. THERE IS NO FAILURE HERE.]
JA-- [Squints at the screen. One of those random Asian nations! It's probably their fault as well!]
So you did this! [Jabbing at the screen again, thoroughly pissed off, though the image is probably ruined by the flora sticking out of his hair.] I demand to be returned to Germany immediately, along with compensation!
[He is pleased by this, since he doesn't have to force Hong Kong into admitting anything. Now he is staring expectantly. Give him his private plane home, dammit.]
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U-um...Mister Japan left, sir...
[And your foreign language is weird.]
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After finally losing the Spearow, Prussia returns to retrieve his stuff. He's covered in stratches, dirt, and leaves, looking rather pissed off.]
You mean he kidnapped me and then left!? That little shit!
[No, it's not, uneducated brat.]
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[America winces. Jeez, Prussia.]
He didn't do anything! It's the witches!
[Yes it is. Also, your mom is uneducated.]
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...WHAT.
[lkasfhg Pagans and their witches! He needs to go burn them where are they---no wait, it's not the middle ages anymore.]
[He has no mom. :c]
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... Are you alright, sir?
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Who the hell are you?
[There are claw marks, along with leaves and sticks in his hair. DOES HE LOOK ALRIGHT TO YOU.]
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Pardon me-- I'm Luke Triton. [ ... ] I take it that you're new to Johto?
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Prussia.
Where the fuck is Johto? Some place in Japan?
[Prussia's only played red and blue version, and that was years ago...]
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[Hell was at least entertaining at times.]
Try fighting them with your Pokemon, you failure of a Nation!
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France!? You were kidnapped too? Japan's in for a load of shit.
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[Flails at the surrounding scenery. A random Rattata walks by.]
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[He says this like it explains everything. Which it does. :|]
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Japan is no longer here.
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JA-- [Squints at the screen. One of those random Asian nations! It's probably their fault as well!]
So you did this! [Jabbing at the screen again, thoroughly pissed off, though the image is probably ruined by the flora sticking out of his hair.] I demand to be returned to Germany immediately, along with compensation!
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It is obvious that I am kidnapping people so I can stuff them in a Pokémon fun park, watching them squirm and writhe in terror--then expose myself.
Right.
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Kesese. None of that lying bullshit.
[He is pleased by this, since he doesn't have to force Hong Kong into admitting anything. Now he is staring expectantly. Give him his private plane home, dammit.]
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