Yesterday was an awesome birthday Friday. Went to Bannanas and saw a hilarious hilarious hilarious ventriloquist. But this morning it feels like someone bludgeoned me repeatedly with a brick. Hangovers suck.

How quick some friends find solace in labelling you something your not.

"Rule number one: Don't drive on people's lawns. Rule number two: Don't drive on people's wet lawn. Rule number three: Don't drive on people's wet lawn in the spring. Rule number four: Don't drive on people's wet lawns in the spring going downhill. Rule number five: Don't drive on people's lawns.

Breathe in and out. Don't be upset. In and out.

Blitz is a basketball goddess. I love you and your jump shots.

Everyone's coming back from vacation today. I'm suprisingly not hungover and I gotta work in like an hour and I really don't want to. The comedy club was crazy last night, March is gonna be a nuts month for birthday celebrations. How come whenever I try to sneak to bed at 2 in the morning, I always bump into a hamper that has been like, ( Read more... )

"'ey, Tomaso, I found, uh, de suga in you' draw'r, what was de suga doin' in d'jou draw'r? Anyway, I put de suga in m'coffee, and ah maronne mia! I was uppa for like, twoa days ( Read more... )

Mal, Blitz, Em and Nick are playing foosball.

Some Songs and Things That I Could Not Live Without aka A Lazy Friday Afternoon (If some of the titles are incorrect, have mercy. I'm hungover and just browsing through my musical collection on my computer that has about 1/16 of my CDs on it ( Read more... )

Some random thougts, as generated by my friends ( Read more... )