I'm still not up to updating much just now buut I was talking to my brother on the phone and we came to the conclusion that the meaning of life is:
Can you lick your own ass?

Ha! We have the most random conversations. I seriously have no clue how we got to that but we did. I miss him. Oh yeah...


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...good to know.

"I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder."

I'm bored and in need or something to do so i decided to list my likes and dislikes. Read if you want:

My Likes:
++ Laying on my bed under the fan right out of the shower, still dripping wet ++ Aqua di Gio ++ Napping ++ Being in love ++ My puppy Shiner ++ Shiner Bock ++ Dancing ++ Class ++ Style ++ The way you feel when you're falling for someone ( Read more... )

Oops I messed up the link... oh well.

( old piccies that aren't on here anymore )

I can't stop laughing today. I'm so friggin giggly. I've been laughing on and off all morning... seriously. I'm finding everything funny. My friend said "teabag" and I laughed for like 20 minutes lol. How is the word teabag funny?! I tell you what really made me laugh though... This morning I took out some boxes to the trash and this man was ( Read more... )

lalalala

( I am the king )

Right so I went to see The Incredibles yesterday with some friends and I'd just like to say what the hell was that thing at the start?! You know, about that sheep... I don't know if that's at the start of every screening for it but it was friggin amazing! It was so unbelievably stupid that it made it one of the funniest things i've ever seen. I ( Read more... )

How friggin cold is it today?! And it's England! Since when did England start getting so cold? I nearly died after walking for about 10 minutes. It must have been funny as hell for the people who saw me cuz my body kept shaking... It probably looked i was having some kind of fit. Either that or i looked like i was insane. That's probably why no one ( Read more... )

I scared the mail man! Ha! It was so funny. Just thought you'd like to know.