This may sound trite... but just to let you all know, I need a boyfriend.
One that I like.
That would make me happy.
Christ.
*sigh*
Wonderfalls Security Guard: [after catching the little boy shoplifting] You have choices, life choices. This was a bad life choice. That's why you're in an unpleasant situation. Unpleasant situations can be
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