Jesus is in your dildo

[oriori1]

I got the spam below from JenniferHall@deacons.com. Despite the explicit reference to a dildo, I have a feeling (deep inside my lower abdomen) that 'she' is referring to good ol' Hay Seuss. Maybe the email should have been titled "Get Fucked By Religion AND Actually Have An Orgasm

Comments

[dragonflier]

I just got an email referring to a two-headed dildo. I bet that's better than The One. Cause two heads is better than one.

you have outdone yourself, monkey

[jackiepencil]

i got your center of the universe right here, i you KWIS.