it's nearly craaaaaaaaazy time, boys and girls

[oriori1]

if i ever get another dog, i'm gonna name him Chair (or Spatula, if female). that's mainly so i can stand on my porch and scream, "Chair! Chair! Get back in the house!" or "Spatula! Spatula! Come here! It's time for dinner!"

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[tellthebees]

i'd considered "fried chicken" as a name for that same reason...

what could be better than standing on your porch yelling "FFFFRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIEDDDDDDDDDD CHICKENNNNNNNNNN!! GET IN HERE FRIEDDDD CHICKEN, COME ON HOME FRIED CHICKENNN!"

[oriori1]

yes. lip smackin' goodness.