Twilight

[orious]

If you live in and around the Chicago land area and watched the news last night then you probably heard all about the hullabaloo surrounding my mall yesterday. Orland Square Mall played host to a Brittish actor named Robert Pattinson last night. He played Cedric Digory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Comments

[lordsed]

You really want virgins to lick you, though? Sure, they're clean, but do they really know what they're doing?

I caught a snippet on the news, but had no clue that it was at our old Mall (well, my old mall =P ). Lex filled me in a bit, though.

I can just see it, too;
*Insert sexy British accent* "I'm a Vampire in a teeny bopper movie and..."

*SIZZLE*

Lord Voldemort: "Yeah shut the f*** up. Like...hiss...and stuff."