So my friend was telling me how she got her hands read by a kabbalist so I foolishly went and looked up kabbalistic palmistry online, and to my chagrin I have found that I have no marriage lines. Not in my ACTUAL LIFE or even in my POTENTIAL LIFE. I'm hoping that I'm incredibly bad at this, because otherwise I am doomed to a life of misery ( Read more... )

You Are Japanese Food
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Today I ate toilet paper. Sounds disgusting, but it was the logical thing to do at the time. Just what do I mean? (Chana I have a bucket you can puke into, you just need Mr. Stefansky (*SIGH*) to let you into the machsan ( Read more... )

You Are Mud Pie
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Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage
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Your Brain's Pattern
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It was a wild evening ( Read more... )

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So I'm sitting there playing racingfrogs (www.racingfrogs.com) and my mom says "This is the worst use of the internet. Except for, like, porn."

I just wanted to share that with everyone.

Whats something funny YOUR mom has said?
(See, I told you we'd talk about your mom.)

I'm listening to this song by the LeeVees, its called "Applesauce Vs. Sourcream" on their new CD "Chanukah Rocks", the lyrics are as follows ( Read more... )