shopping is frustrating

[orlandolicious]

I have to go to a wedding on July 16, so I was thinking wearing a nice floaty light coloured dress would be in order. Except that apparently they only make those for Asians. Me, I'm a short white Irish chick with big boobs that don't fit into a dress without a bra. So that was annoying. I'm thinking I'm just going to wear my usual black to the

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[lindsjd]

Ker, that's so awesome...I think that black would look hot on you. I don't even think that I'm a size 2...so good on you. And you have very smexy boobs...I miss you, and we'll be hot on the dance floor in 25 days!

[orlandolicious]

and why my dear, are you going with Nick to this wedding? Seriously, it's Nick! ;) He still thinks I'm a leprechaun!

[lindsjd]

yeah....at least he doesn't pop a chub when he sees your feet...it can be quite frightening...
besides, other than deej, nick is my other brother

[orlandolicious]

no, I keep my feet very well hidden for that exact reason. I've heard stories.