1.) Glad the democrats took the House & Senate even if only by the skin of their teeth. Though slightly disturbed by the Democrats that won in traditionally republic states ( Read more... )

Hurray for not having nut cancer!

Double-hurray for no erection while being fondled.

Triple-hurray for not having to get a nut-ectomy. Or maybe that should have been the double-hurray...

Now, I have to call my mother and explain to her that although I told her I wouldn't lie if something was wrong I completely and utterly did last night.

I just returned to my office after a nominally satisfying free lunch. After opening my office door I honked a welcome greeting to my office from my colon and listened to my body's review of lunch ( Read more... )

I'm sitting in my office at work in a god damned bunny hat. I don't like that the students feel that this entitles them to laugh at me. I'm a bunny. Not a funny bunny. I'm a serious bunny. Maybe a psycho-killer bunny or even a super ninja bunny who uses the power of deception to maim and destroy. I am not a god damned "cute little pink bunny" ( Read more... )

B: You're so gay your leather coat is probably made from gay cows.
O: You mean ho-mooos?

O: feel bad for my mother really ( Read more... )

Huh. Having been inspired by others I updated my journal style to one of the new lj ready-made ones. They even had a theme I liked and didn't have to tweak as heavily as the last ( Read more... )

I have gone, thus far, the entire day without ripping a seam.

However, I was alerted that my friend crapped her pants when she meant to fart this morning. I believe my pants karma has moved on and found a new home in her.

I checked my work e-mail last night after I got home. I noticed an e-mail from my boss telling everyone that the president of the company was going to be coming today ( Read more... )

Not knowing what to do with your life? Sucks.