Mission Improbable

[orobouros]

So this afternoon I opened my mailbox up to see what sort of things were waiting for me today.

There was the cable bill, but that's boring.

The only other thing was a rather intriguing envelope:

Comments

[missedith01]

Send it back! Send it back! Use my name! I'd like ... erm ... A Home To Call My Own. And Some Fries and a Large Coke.

[doorinward]

*facepalm*

THey send this nonsense around during Lent no less.

[aynatonal]

I especially like the [editorially suspect] brackets, especially when they mention [ever so subtly] the [large, like really, really obscenely huge] [financial] blessing.

[champignon]

Aw man, I'm so jealous!

My junk mail is so boring. :-)

[tikireaper]

Oh wait. I wasn't supposed to read this yet. I was supposed to send my PAPER BIBLE FAITH HANDKERCHIEF PHOTOCOPY back first.

Word of advice: Blow your nose into it before sending it back.
That'll fix 'em.

How come I never get cool mail like that?!