Busy. Busy. Busy. I see my -bountiful orchard- baby Uchihas have been born. Perfect. Weary of hospitals, I have taken them away from Konoha. Safety -scientific research- is key.
[Sasuke] You are lighter to carry, love. I will have you fixed -cookie crumbs- right up.[/]
[Sasuke#2] Don't touch me there, boy. We will see if your medic-nin skills are worthwhile.[/]
[Shika] You -pumpkin- will assist me in caring for the little bundles of Sound's joy.[/]
[Haku] Such a pretty girl should not accept touches so easily. *blows kisses*[/]
[Ukon] Come hither my little one. Was Sasuke-kun that -shiney- bad?[/]
[Naruto] Yes, you may, if you do not impeed.[/]
[Sound] Sasuke-kun has convinced me -I'm not Tsu Tsu- to place Tayuya in lead while we are away. Far away. Sasuke-kun and I have taken the babies out of Konoha. As well, I have taken, of your ranks, the medic-nin Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Naruto. Sasuke-kun or I will -share goodness- contact her if further instructions are to be received at such time.[/]
My beloved Tsu Tsu, where are you? I dream and I dream -of oreos- to be with you.