[Fanfic] Drabble # 3
Title: Drabbles #3
Pairings: Ryopi, Pin, Ryopin
Genre: various
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own those guys only in my imagination.
Summary: Another batch of cute stupidity and about friendship xD
Sick (pin)
“Pi! I’m sick!”
“Eh? What’s wrong? You have fever?”
“No! But why when I’m looking in the mirror I can’t see when I’m blinking. I have to go to ophthalmologist...”
“… to the psychiatrist Jin, to the psychiatrist…”
Childhood (pin)
“I always wondered about one thing…”
“What?”
“You have some childhood trauma or something?”
“Yup… It's quite sad story... When I was a kid, my parents nailed my toy cars to the floor and I had to drive my carpet…”
"Well, it's not like you grow up from this... "
Garden (pin)
Pi’s comment after his another break up:
“You know, sometimes I think that world without woman is like garden without flowers…”
“Easier to maintain?”
TV (pin)
“Pi! My television is broken! I can turn it on, but there is no vision! There is a sound, all lights are glowing… What can I do?
“Maybe it’s just a broadcast of a opening new railway tunnel or a reportage from chimney?”
“… and I thought that Toshiba advertising made you smarter…”
Signal (pin)
jinsamathemaster ™: What’s up?
piheartsyou: I’m taking a bath, relaxing.
jinsamathemaster ™: Eh? So how you’re online?
piheartsyou: I have internet by wifi xD
jinsamathemaster ™: You better be careful. Don't drop it to the water.
piheartsyou: Come on… I’m not stupid.
piheartsyou is offline (connection reset by peer)
Handsome (pin)
Yamapi used to Jin’s silly (read strange) antics but something in Jin’s behavior was really, really disturbing: every day, when Jin wake up, his first thing to do is looking in the mirror. Especially one morning, when Jin was smiling like the Cheshire Cat, was creepy…
“Jin, why are you doing it?”
“Ha! You know? Every morning I wake up more handsome but today I overdo it…”
Birth (ryopin)
When Ryo looked at Pi and Jin, when they were acting like the most stupid people in the world, one thought crossed his mind…
“I wonder why you weren’t born in September or in October…”
“Ryo-chan? Why?”
“Because people like you must be begat by accident in New Year’s Eve, or by pity in Valentine's Day…”
Diet (ryopin)
“Jin, you really are fat…”
“Not true! I only have big bones! And why you never carp at Pi?”
“Because I’m not fat!”
“Shut up! But seriously… I tried so many diet and nothing worked!”
“I know how can you lose weight.”
“Eh? Ryo-chan? What?”
“You should cut your head off. It’s not like it will be any loss to the world…”
Thoughts (ryopi)
2 a.m in the morning. Ryo was in Osaka and Pi was in Tokyo. Text messages:
Pi… can I ask you very important question?
Yup xD
Are you thinking about me right now?
Yup ♥ ♥
So stop, I got the hiccups and I can't sleep…
Trip (ryopin)
They were on the trip. Just to relax, to catch another breath. And yes, it was great, different country, new places… except that Jin forgot to book plane tickets and only bus was available.
And so they were sitting among normal people. Well Pi and Jin were sitting, drinking at the end of the vehicle (they said that it was a looooong way home and that that way they wouldn’t be bored. They also said that they don’t care that they were idols, in the end they were on the freaking vacations) and Ryo was pretending that he didn’t know them and that he didn’t want to kill them, not at all…
His totally peaceful thought were interrupted when Pi asked:
“Ryo-chan! Where are we?”
Before he could answer, Jin (totally sloshed) shouted:
“Don’t you see? ‘Emergency exit’ is written in Japanese! We’re home!”
… Ryo stopped pretending. He needed a drink too…
Shower (pin)
jinsamathemaster ™: Hey xD My name is Jin.
piheartsyou: Bakanishi I know that’s you!
jinsamathemaster ™: Pi! Can’t you pretend that we don’t know each other?
piheartsyou: Fine…
jinsamathemaster ™: So… My name is Jin xD Can we talk?
piheartsyou: No.
jinsamathemaster ™: And if I tell you that I’m extremely aroused and hot?
piheartsyou: … you need a cold shower?
jinsamathemaster ™: I hate you…
piheartsyou: And I thought that you love me…
jinsamathemaster ™: That too.
piheartsyou: Did I told you that I have new shower cabin? You can even use it xD
jinsamathemaster ™: … I will be in 10 minutes
piheartsyou: Waiting xD
IQ (ryopi)
“Ryo-chan, can you calculate my per cent in a quiz?”
“Why me?”
“’cause it’s math and you just can’t refuse me!”
“Fine! What score?”
“20 points”
“How many was in total?”
“100 points.”
“…”
Reminiscence (pin)
“Pi, you know… When I was a kid I often beat others until they drops.”
“When you stopped?”
“After kindergarten… I already retrieved those crayons.”
Translator (pin)
“Jin, how can I say ‘blowjob’ in English?
“Dictionary…”
“Thanks!”
Rebellion (pin)
After watching ‘Trainspotting’. Jin’s thoughts:
“I don’t give a damn about rebellion! In exchange, it give you nothing!”
“Alcohol will go up in price…”
“Fuck! Rebellion!”
Dress Code (pin)
Pi stopped in track when he saw Jin. His theoretically friend lay on the bed, covered in some transparent clothes and he was smiling at Pi who wondered if he really should be at home…
“Jin, what the hell you wearing?”
“Don’t you know that I like to be covered in a layer of mystery and anticipation?”
“I called it ‘clothes’”
“… You’re not fun…”
Dog’s talk (pin)
In Christmas Eve Pi came back home and what he saw? He saw Jin who was sitting on the ground, staring in Pin’s eyes.
“Jin… What are you doing?”
“Waiting.”
“For what?”
“In two ours Pin will talk with me.”
“Oh, but it’s fake, you know? Year ago I was waiting for that too and when was midnight, I though that I’m talking with Hime-chan.”
“So it’s true!”
“Nope. It was Ryo, hidden behind the couch…”
Puppet (ryopi)
“And who’s the best? I am the master of life and death, you’re just a puppet in my hands.”
“Ryo, if you ever will say it again, that puppet will kick you out from the bed.”
“Don’t be mad, puppet… I will cook for you.”
“Oh… then that’s ok.”
“… you’re so easy to operate… tank up to maximum and everything is fine...”
Note: About "Thoughts" - I know that's different in ours countries (you will sneeze, or maybe your ears are red, or something what I don't know) but I was always told that when someone is thinking about you, you will get the hiccups, so I stayed with my version xD
And to all people who were born in September or in October... please, don't be mad at me (it's them, just them) xD
Pairings: Ryopi, Pin, Ryopin
Genre: various
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own those guys only in my imagination.
Summary: Another batch of cute stupidity and about friendship xD
Sick (pin)
“Pi! I’m sick!”
“Eh? What’s wrong? You have fever?”
“No! But why when I’m looking in the mirror I can’t see when I’m blinking. I have to go to ophthalmologist...”
“… to the psychiatrist Jin, to the psychiatrist…”
Childhood (pin)
“I always wondered about one thing…”
“What?”
“You have some childhood trauma or something?”
“Yup… It's quite sad story... When I was a kid, my parents nailed my toy cars to the floor and I had to drive my carpet…”
"Well, it's not like you grow up from this... "
Garden (pin)
Pi’s comment after his another break up:
“You know, sometimes I think that world without woman is like garden without flowers…”
“Easier to maintain?”
TV (pin)
“Pi! My television is broken! I can turn it on, but there is no vision! There is a sound, all lights are glowing… What can I do?
“Maybe it’s just a broadcast of a opening new railway tunnel or a reportage from chimney?”
“… and I thought that Toshiba advertising made you smarter…”
Signal (pin)
jinsamathemaster ™: What’s up?
piheartsyou: I’m taking a bath, relaxing.
jinsamathemaster ™: Eh? So how you’re online?
piheartsyou: I have internet by wifi xD
jinsamathemaster ™: You better be careful. Don't drop it to the water.
piheartsyou: Come on… I’m not stupid.
piheartsyou is offline (connection reset by peer)
Handsome (pin)
Yamapi used to Jin’s silly (read strange) antics but something in Jin’s behavior was really, really disturbing: every day, when Jin wake up, his first thing to do is looking in the mirror. Especially one morning, when Jin was smiling like the Cheshire Cat, was creepy…
“Jin, why are you doing it?”
“Ha! You know? Every morning I wake up more handsome but today I overdo it…”
Birth (ryopin)
When Ryo looked at Pi and Jin, when they were acting like the most stupid people in the world, one thought crossed his mind…
“I wonder why you weren’t born in September or in October…”
“Ryo-chan? Why?”
“Because people like you must be begat by accident in New Year’s Eve, or by pity in Valentine's Day…”
Diet (ryopin)
“Jin, you really are fat…”
“Not true! I only have big bones! And why you never carp at Pi?”
“Because I’m not fat!”
“Shut up! But seriously… I tried so many diet and nothing worked!”
“I know how can you lose weight.”
“Eh? Ryo-chan? What?”
“You should cut your head off. It’s not like it will be any loss to the world…”
Thoughts (ryopi)
2 a.m in the morning. Ryo was in Osaka and Pi was in Tokyo. Text messages:
Pi… can I ask you very important question?
Yup xD
Are you thinking about me right now?
Yup ♥ ♥
So stop, I got the hiccups and I can't sleep…
Trip (ryopin)
They were on the trip. Just to relax, to catch another breath. And yes, it was great, different country, new places… except that Jin forgot to book plane tickets and only bus was available.
And so they were sitting among normal people. Well Pi and Jin were sitting, drinking at the end of the vehicle (they said that it was a looooong way home and that that way they wouldn’t be bored. They also said that they don’t care that they were idols, in the end they were on the freaking vacations) and Ryo was pretending that he didn’t know them and that he didn’t want to kill them, not at all…
His totally peaceful thought were interrupted when Pi asked:
“Ryo-chan! Where are we?”
Before he could answer, Jin (totally sloshed) shouted:
“Don’t you see? ‘Emergency exit’ is written in Japanese! We’re home!”
… Ryo stopped pretending. He needed a drink too…
Shower (pin)
jinsamathemaster ™: Hey xD My name is Jin.
piheartsyou: Bakanishi I know that’s you!
jinsamathemaster ™: Pi! Can’t you pretend that we don’t know each other?
piheartsyou: Fine…
jinsamathemaster ™: So… My name is Jin xD Can we talk?
piheartsyou: No.
jinsamathemaster ™: And if I tell you that I’m extremely aroused and hot?
piheartsyou: … you need a cold shower?
jinsamathemaster ™: I hate you…
piheartsyou: And I thought that you love me…
jinsamathemaster ™: That too.
piheartsyou: Did I told you that I have new shower cabin? You can even use it xD
jinsamathemaster ™: … I will be in 10 minutes
piheartsyou: Waiting xD
IQ (ryopi)
“Ryo-chan, can you calculate my per cent in a quiz?”
“Why me?”
“’cause it’s math and you just can’t refuse me!”
“Fine! What score?”
“20 points”
“How many was in total?”
“100 points.”
“…”
Reminiscence (pin)
“Pi, you know… When I was a kid I often beat others until they drops.”
“When you stopped?”
“After kindergarten… I already retrieved those crayons.”
Translator (pin)
“Jin, how can I say ‘blowjob’ in English?
“Dictionary…”
“Thanks!”
Rebellion (pin)
After watching ‘Trainspotting’. Jin’s thoughts:
“I don’t give a damn about rebellion! In exchange, it give you nothing!”
“Alcohol will go up in price…”
“Fuck! Rebellion!”
Dress Code (pin)
Pi stopped in track when he saw Jin. His theoretically friend lay on the bed, covered in some transparent clothes and he was smiling at Pi who wondered if he really should be at home…
“Jin, what the hell you wearing?”
“Don’t you know that I like to be covered in a layer of mystery and anticipation?”
“I called it ‘clothes’”
“… You’re not fun…”
Dog’s talk (pin)
In Christmas Eve Pi came back home and what he saw? He saw Jin who was sitting on the ground, staring in Pin’s eyes.
“Jin… What are you doing?”
“Waiting.”
“For what?”
“In two ours Pin will talk with me.”
“Oh, but it’s fake, you know? Year ago I was waiting for that too and when was midnight, I though that I’m talking with Hime-chan.”
“So it’s true!”
“Nope. It was Ryo, hidden behind the couch…”
Puppet (ryopi)
“And who’s the best? I am the master of life and death, you’re just a puppet in my hands.”
“Ryo, if you ever will say it again, that puppet will kick you out from the bed.”
“Don’t be mad, puppet… I will cook for you.”
“Oh… then that’s ok.”
“… you’re so easy to operate… tank up to maximum and everything is fine...”
Note: About "Thoughts" - I know that's different in ours countries (you will sneeze, or maybe your ears are red, or something what I don't know) but I was always told that when someone is thinking about you, you will get the hiccups, so I stayed with my version xD
And to all people who were born in September or in October... please, don't be mad at me (it's them, just them) xD