for theoden's sake, i am so bored.

[orome]

So, I haven't been around much lately. I was asleep for a long, long time. Well, now I'm awake. Again

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[lordelladan]

Whoa, neat.

[orome]

Would you like one of her eyeballs?

[lordelladan]

It would be an honour to have one of her eyeballs.

[orome]

Here you go. Thank you for the weapons and various instruments. That was her right eye. Violet eyes are pretty.

[irmo]

Next time, just put a bag over her head!

You are so judgmental.

I am leaving now before you cut my desirable ear off again. ;)

[orome]

I told you it wouldn't be your ear the next time you bothered me.

Lie down.

[irmo]

*flees swiftly, yet prettily*

[orome]

Flee, lustful filthy thing. I will have to disinfect everything once more now that you've been here.

[theodwyn]

Holy shit, that was cool.

[orome]

Thank you.

[theodwyn]

No problem

Um.

::offers the hunter valar her husband's last skull::

[orome]

Thank you, I appreciate it very much.

Would you like an eyeball?

Fuckin' shit, man.

[celegorm]

You're worse with the chicks than I am!

Let's go hunt defenseless animals and shit.

Re: Fuckin' shit, man.

[orome]

You haven't killed yours, I suppose.

Good idea.

Re: Fuckin' shit, man.

[celegorm]

Not yet No, man. She's fuckin' hot! And doesn't talk too much.

Cool.

Re: Fuckin' shit, man.

[orome]

That's nice.

.. that's your new dog?

You know, it looks suspiciously like a beagle dressed up in a lot of sheepskin carseat covers, spraypainted black and with 'wolf' written on it.