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[orome_aldaron]

Can I have a count of people who don't want a dagor dagroer...war here?

And who think embalming dead stupid elves is funny as heck? I mean, come on!

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[meldamelisse]

0_o

No!!! Then all my toys would get destroyed. And then I'd get REEEEAL mad! >:|

[orome_aldaron]

hey...who said that?

::looks around and turns full circle before looking down::

AIEE!!

::shrieks in a very un-vala way and jumps back::

Holy shit you're one scary kid.

I bet my firm ass nobody in Arda is quie ready yet to see that. SCOOT!

[meldamelisse]

*cackles and tap dances away*

[orome_aldaron]

::makes a face like he is about to vomit::

[gentle_este]

Me. I don't like battles, battles means death, and death means sadness and that's well...you know, sad. I'm Este the Gentle for a reason you know.

NO! It's not funny! You should treat the dead with respect!

[orome_aldaron]

::writes down your name and nods solemnly because he respects you::

Definitely. And I don't want you to be sad, so yes. No wars etc. I'll kill anyone who tries to start a war.

No laughing at them? Not even a little bit?

[gentle_este]

Um...how about, giving them a stern ticking off first, then if that doesn't work...violence only as a last resort.

NO!

[orome_aldaron]

::taps his pen on the clipboard and thinks::

That is a good idea. Definitely. That works out well because then we can beat the utter living shit of the void out of the culprits.

Esteee! Pwease?

[maglor_harper]

ME! NO DAGORATH! I WANT TO RAISE MY KIDS IN A DAGORATH FREE ENVIRONMENT!

I've done the raising kids in a war-zone thing already, it wasn't fun.

[caranthire]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!!

[orome_aldaron]

RIGHT. WHAT IS UP WITH THE FEANORIANS AND THEIR EXTREMELY LOUD VOICES?!

Can I feel your bump too? So many pregnant ladies are practically making my eyes burn with radiance.

[maglor_harper]

I can't help it if my voice is heard over land and sea, I've been that way ever since I was a baby.

I don't really have a bump yet.

[_kementari]

*raises hand*

[orome_aldaron]

::sigh, writes down your name and draws a tiny heart beside it before crossing it out and looking around and making sure nobody saw that::

>.>

[_kementari]

*ah, memories*

...

*hopes the deer population's still healthy, while she's at it*

[orome_aldaron]

::looks quietly in your direction more like stares but averts his eyes before you catch him looking at you::

Ishouldn'tbemakingeyesather,OMEwhatiswrongwithme. ._.

[tar_calion]

I think I can safely speak for every mortal in Arda (except Turin) when I say that for us, the Dagorath would offically be A Very Bad Thing, what with that "staying dead forever" clause.

Plus, there's a vague prophecy about me and the Day of Doom but I don't know exactly what I'm supposed to do and I don't really want to find out.

[orome_aldaron]

You know why you failed as a ruler? YOU MAKE BORING SPEECHES!

And right, right here ...is your name...in the list.

::squeezes your name into the huge list::

We don't either so hold on to your beard, we'll see to it that nothing like that happenes.

[tar_calion]

That wasn't a speech, that was a sentence! And I was actually rather a good ruler until bat features showed up. >:|

Thank you.

[orome_aldaron]

Do you think you might be related to herman melville? Cos I've read Moby Dick and DAMN some of the sentences in it go on and on.

And HE is a slicko, isn't he? FOR SHAME.

You're most welcome.