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[orome_aldaron]

::manifests in a clearing and sets up a bonfire::

::blows the cheap imitation of the Valaroma for the time being::

::hates it, precious.::

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NOT-SO-PREGNANT ANYMORE DARK ONE AND THE MAN WHO PROVIDED THE SPERM. :D:D:D

Peasents FRIENDS, FAMILY: PARTY.

NOW.

Bring your own food, I don't run a friggin' catering business here

Comments

[bastard_irmo]

WHOO!!! I BROUGHT A LIFE INTO THE WORLD!!!!!!

[orome_aldaron]

::throws you a some SINGING BEANS::

HERE'S YOUR PRIZE FOR THAT, BROTHER OF MINE!

[bastard_irmo]

MYSTICAL BEANAGE!!! WHOOHOO!!!!!!

Can i get a beer with that? >:D

[orome_aldaron]

::shakes head solemnly::

You can't eat the Psychedelic Singing Beans! They are your friends! And anyway, they'll destroy your valaly intestines if you suff them in you. :D

BEER IT IS!!

::manifests you a whole damn brewery::

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::in the industrial area of the land::

>.>

[mornaquilde]

>:|

How come no Valar threw a huge party after I was born?

[orome_aldaron]

:O !!!

THEY DIDN'T?! HmMmMmm...let's see. Tell me, short man, are you worthy of a party thrown by a Vala in your honor?

::arches an eyebrow and waits to see if you're any confident::

[mornaquilde]

Well, HELL YES!!!

I'm Mornaquilde!!! I kick severe ass!!

[mirefinwe]

*nods firmly*

He does. I can vouch for him on that one.

[caranthire]

>.<

Couldn't the carnage have waited till I got back on my feet?

[orome_aldaron]

::shifts the party to YOUR FRONT LAWN::

Does this work for ya? It should! Come out this instant. Don't make me steer you outside on a cart. ;P

[caranthire]

Alright, alright already!!!

*wanders out looking utterly wasted but happy*

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I CAN SMOKE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURIN! CIGARETTE!!! NOW!!!!

[orome_aldaron]

You look positively radiant, new mother for the second time.

AT THAT PITCH, HE'LL SHOVE A WHOLE PACKET IN YOUR HAND! Which is probably not a bad thing for enjoyment. SO ENJOY YOUR PARTY! :D

[turin]

:D

*goes back to being enthralled* :D :D

[orome_aldaron]

::throws a Vala!manufactured pacifier at you::

Here's your prize gift for coming up with the genetic raw material, enthralled one. ;P

[turin]

*catches* :D

That was beautiful. You should work for Hallmark, man. ;)

[orome_aldaron]

::laughs::

If that was sarcasm, the people in the party will eat be eating Turin!burgers. If that was a compliment, then you and your spawn and spouse automatically qualify for liftime protection as provided by yours truly. ;)

That doesn't include prevention of damage inflicted to you or your spouse in household quarrels and personal fights and your spawn using you as a subject for an experiment etc.

[highkingingwe]

THREE CHEERS FOR THE SHORT MAN while you're at it, people.

That's my boy. :D :D

[orome_aldaron]

And that's my demand for a cheer. CHEER ALREADY!!

::blinks and expects you to come up with it this instant::

[highkingingwe]

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[orome_aldaron]

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Fine. Don't cheer. Go eat other people's food.