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[orome_aldaron]

::feels vaguely unsettled::

::manifests in the middle of his woods, sits down beside a tree in thought::

I want a tiny baby of my own. :\

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[_annatar]

*snickers*

[orome_aldaron]

SILENCE, FLOOZY OF INEPTITUDE EVIL!! MAY YOUR BONES GET GANGERINE THAT YOU LAUGH AT MY SOBER WISHES.

[_annatar]

Oh piss off.

[orome_aldaron]

You first.

[bastard_irmo]

WOT!!?!?!?

[orome_aldaron]

YOU KNOW, A SMALL THING THAT IS ALIVE AND PRETTY? Like...this big.

::holds hands about nine inches apart::

And has tiny fingers like twigs.

::holds thumb and index finger about an inch apart::

Preferably of the female persuasion so that I can raise her TO KICK MAJOR ASS.

::realizes he must look like a sorry sob::

::shrugs, tries to appear apathetic::

You know. Something like that. >.>

[bastard_irmo]

*sniggers*

Awww... you want to be a DADDY.

[orome_aldaron]

HEY NOW! Don't say that until I actually get a baby of my own. Which I will. I should. Otherwise I'll be sad angry. >.>

::hopes nobody else heard that::

[half_vala]

o.o

...

*runs home screaming*

VANA THE CRAZY GUY WANTS TO BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

[orome_aldaron]

::rolls eyes::

::thinks you should tone down the dramatics::