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[orome_aldaron]

*sets free all the animals in the zoo*

All beasts have the right to be fairly hunted by me! And Turco.

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[prince_blondy]

Aiya, did you have to set them all free? :s

*ulps*

*runs away from a hungry looking panther*

[orome_aldaron]

Hey, while he's following you, do you mind running toward my woods? And go a little faster.

[prince_blondy]

Uhm, why do you want me to do that? Just kill the thing right here and now.

I don't want to be eaten. :S

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[orome_aldaron]

Well, if I kill him now, it means I can't hunt him later. Shoo, Elf.

[caranthire]

*sees a zebra*

*grins*

ZEBRA PRINT COAT!!!!

*grabs her crossbow and shoots it in the head*

[orome_aldaron]

*is ever so slightly disturbed*

[caranthire]

It's more humane than shooting it in the gut to die over a period of time with a long lingering festering wound.

[turco]

Zoo animals of Tirion! We may take your lives, but we may never take, YOUR FREEEDOM!!!

[orome_aldaron]

*cheers*

Watch out, man. There's one of those killer pandas. Let's keep it away from the children, eh?

*hands him a spear*

[turco]

Fluffy Fell beast!

*takes aim*

[orome_aldaron]

*tenses*

It looks ready to charge. Be careful, man, will you?

[kurufinwe]

WAH HEY. :D:D

*grabs a crossbow*

[orome_aldaron]

Curvo!!! :D About time you showed up.

Keep an eye on those rhinos, will you? Good man.

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[kurufinwe]

Better late than never. :D

*contemplates a charging rhino* o_0

Er. Elf.

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[orome_aldaron]

Don't bother me with details. As long as you're still manly.

*still mourning for Ambarussa*

Oh, and the rhino says you killed his father. Sounds a bit angry about it.

[_kementari]

*lures as many as she can to the safety of her meadow* :S

[orome_aldaron]

Hey now there then!

*lures the carnivores back out with fresh meat*

[_kementari]

What? They need nice grassy meadows. What?

*lures the deer back with some lush grass*

[orome_aldaron]

But, but, the bears and wolves need nice tender deer or they'll STARVE. :(