While you are more than accustomed to displaying your wares for any pittance of attention, I find it unnecessary for myself. But thank you, Emma. I shall keep in mind to forward any admirers lusting in futility derived from this directly to you. I am sure you will service them appropriately.
I found his to be somewhat amusing and fairly accurate. He does have generous amounts of body hair and he does heal quickly if you do hurt him. However, I did not like the part about hurting his heart. Those wounds always take longer to heal.
Mine would be a disaster and not to mention no one in their right mind would want to date me.
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*grumbles* Goddess, what did they do to my hair? It looks like it was shorned by Wolverine in that one picture.
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He does have generous amounts of body hair and he does heal quickly if you do hurt him. However, I did not like the part about hurting his heart. Those wounds always take longer to heal.
Mine would be a disaster and not to mention no one in their right mind would want to date me.
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However... *puts on her best interrogative face*
Just what are your intentions for my friend?
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