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well i'm back in good ol btown. ready to tear it up.

Well, it all started when England helped the colonists defeat the French and their Native American allies, allowing the English to expand westward to the Mississippi River and south to the Gulf od Mexico. When the English levied taxes against the colonists to fund this war--since it had been fought for their benefit--the colonists decided that ( Read more... )

i was saddened to find out that Red Bull, which ranks among the most delicious substances on planet Earth, is banned in France and Denmark, allegedly because it has too much caffeine. However, we all know how much the French love coffee, which has MORE CAFFEINE than Red Bull. Your average cup of coffee has 100mg/8-oz-cup, whereas Red Bull has ( Read more... )

the supreme court reinstated the separate but equal policy.... hooray.... immigration reform defeated too.... woo....

"closing time, you don't hafta go home but you can't...stay...here...."

So my mom really wants me to move in with her in Kansas and become a young urban professional.  Perhaps we can pray away the gay together.

I was throwing up all day from eating dairy queen, so i had to get off the train. i locked my bike up downtown for a few hours. when i came back, some little black homeless kid was stealing my bike. I tried to chase him but he got away.

I have temporary employment for the next week. After that, if I can find a permanent job, I might stay for a while here, because I think wages are higher here. And that would help to pay off all this debt I just racked up....