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[orsa]

"In 305, Diocletian retired to a farm to raise cabbages"

Roman emperor turned cabbage farmer.

Right.

*insert eyebrow arch here*

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[22by7]

"In 305, Diocletian retired to a farm to raise freaky killer cabbages"

would be kinda pretty.

[finis]

Hahahaha so that explains the decline of the roman empire.. death by cabbage

[ladycaffeine]

"In 305, Diocletian retired to a farm to raise freaky killer cabbages with teeth"
There, that sounds about right. ^_^

[orsa]

Vampire cabbages?

*runs away*

[chenderson]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_watermelon

Hey, if it can happen to watermelons...

[orsa]

People have little fear of the vampire melons because of the creatures' lack of teeth.

Woohoo we're saved :D

[winterabbit]

"In 305, Diocletian retired to a secret underground farm to raise freaky killer cabbages with teeth with which to overthrow the world."

Could work.

[finis]

Perhaps that's what Constantine used when retaking both halves of the empire

"And all shall bow before the awesome power of my freaky killer cabbages with teeth with which I have re-conquered the known world" ?

hehe

[orsa]

oh yeah.. that was me, oops

[ladycaffeine]

Oh dear. Poor Diocletian. ^^;;

[finis]

Indeed

I hope the cabbages don't hurt him

*watches him distract them with very small rocks*

er or something hehe

[orsa]

um yup that was me too

*amused*

[anonymous]

you amuse me

Re: *amused*

[orsa]

Always glad to amuse.