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[orsomething_]

so i was texting laina (luke's fiance) about how nosy luke and jakes parents are because she completely agrees with me and its so nice to have someone on the outside of this family with me to talk with about how crazy they are and THEN luke calls me SCREAMING about how im a fat stupid bitch and dont call his phone and start shit with his family and

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[trashleyk]

You really don't.
You've always been amazingly good at saying fucked up shit.

Kudos to you.

I'm so stoked for your bun!!! Even though I'm not going to be it's Auntie, like you promised. It's aight.
Dick.
:P

[orsomething_]

hahah, its a talent? i actually cried after i said it to him because i felt so terrible about saying it about another baby. so when i was thinking about it in my head i put his whole ugly head on the baby and that made it better.

come around, stranger. its not like the title has been taken away. it just hasnt been lived up to yet. jake and i are moving into our own house in the next month or two so you can come hangout and spend time with me and the little man.

[trashleyk]

I will for sure. I'll bring my new man over, too. It'll be a man meeting party. You can tell me if you approve or not and if I don't approve of your child you can just kick it to the curb. As will I for mine. :P

Let me know as soon as you move, and I will bus it over there. I'll bring a house warming gift. Do you have a blender?

[orsomething_]

hahaha uhhh no, i dont. and i think you'll like him just fine.