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[orsonwelles]

PRIEST
I know that I'm a sinner,

but I really need a winner,

or the orphanage will close.

Priest falls to his knees, pulls out his ticket and looks up at the sky

PRIEST
So God if you're above,

and it's orphans that you love,

then please help the porcupine I chose.

We now see a lone porcupine, walking along the grounds

SLOWEST PORCUPINE IN TOWN

Comments

[dandroid]

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[prosandconverse]

We are so cool.