FIVE DOLLARS? 2.25 OF THOSE DOLLARS ARE DIRRRTY!

[orsouthought]

I found out at work today that 45% of dollar bills have been in a strippers g-string. That's... really disturbing, actually. If 45% of one dollar bills have that going on, imagine what else could be on them. 58% of men and 75% of women actually wash their hands after using the bathroom. Gross. So anyway... wash  your hands after handling money. And

Comments

[prancing_stag]

The title of this entry got a titter outta me :P, especially after learning at least half my tips have touched somebody else's ass. So dirty lol

[orsouthought]

Haha, I knew you were the only person who would get it, and I'm glad you got it. When I thought up the line I thought it was hilarimazing.