Charmcaster Log 2. Little green plants of death. [Accidental Audio, Untraceable to "Orube's" D-Comm]

[orube_the_witch]

Come on, just admit it!

Shut up.

You don't want us to restort to drastic measures.

Really, you don't.

Then just. Shut. Up.

Sounds like someone's in denial.

Oh so very much so.

I am not in denial!

Girl, you are so deep in denial that you're underwater! HA! [soft laughter] That was funny, right?

...no. Look just don't make us. You know we will.

...

[sigh] You

Comments

[guardian_haylin]

...Problems with the mistletoe?

[orube_the_witch]

No.

[guardian_haylin]

It didn't sound like things were okay from my end. If you wanted to talk about anything, out of mistletoe range, just let me know! I'm Hay Lin.

[orube_the_witch]

Look, kid. I don't even have anything to talk about. So why don't you run along and be a good girl and stop bugging me.

[redheadnextdoor]

Yowch...tone deaf.

[orube_the_witch]

We are not! We're getting less-

I'm not tone deaf. My bumbling partner may be, but I've had lessons for three years. If you're hearing any bad notes, it's him.

...[Sniff]

STOP USING MY D-COMM.

[hero_time]

Okay...

[orube_the_witch]

Shut it, Tennyson.

[hero_time]

Hey, I'm not the one needlessly antagonizing my enemies. If you can't ignore the mistletoe, no reason to take it out on everyone else. Am I trying to play voice of reason with one of Gwen's archenemies?

[orube_the_witch]

Then don't respond in the first place, idiot.

[omni_heroine]

Awwww, Charmie's got a crush doesn't she? Oh this is going to be so funny.

[orube_the_witch]

Shit. The plants are just being annoying, Gwen. The only thing I'm going to crush is you.

...You know-

[Magic charging]

...shutting up.

[omni_heroine]

Oooh I'm scared. Big talk for someone who hasn't even been seen in public. Wanna go like old times? I'm sure I could kick your butt without even having to use the Omnitrix.

[orube_the_witch]

I could take you on anytime, anywhere, Gwen 10. In fact, I'd be happy to.

[badluckbabe]

[Attached: blender]

Fun and effective!

[orube_the_witch]

...At last someone with a good idea.

Uh-oh.

ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP! EVERY PLANT FOR HERSELF!

Wh-what?! Traitor!

[locked]

[badluckbabe]

Always happy to help a fellow badgirl or sister of sin.