"At Fairsley Foods you can shop comfortably knowing your children won't be abducted. Then shipped off to a Pakistani whore house. That's the Fairsley difference."

~mwah

"The Church of the SubGenius: The world's only first, true, last, final, one, true religion! Because it admits it is full of crap, its is the only one that is NOT full of crap!"
-The SubGenius Hour of SLACK

With all this rain, flooding, famine (eh- that's been forever though), hurricans (EU), and Tsunamis going on... it's as if the apocalypse is coming... *oi*

God is probably punishing us for voting Bush back into office *glares*

Yeah... so ( this )