Comments | orwellian_trash: Ninety Nine Problems.

orwellian_trash

Ninety Nine Problems.

Jul 21, 2010 09:03

As surely everyone, even the people who hide under stones obsessing over the minutiae of esoteric ephemera, knows the saying by the greatest poet of our generation, Jay-Z: "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one".

However what Mr Z's song fails to convey is what exactly his 99 problems are. The song, which appears on 2004's The Black Album, goes ( Read more... )

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manffa July 21 2010, 08:27:15 UTC

You're ignoring the fact that Flakes are not chocolate. They are imposters!

orwellian_trash July 21 2010, 08:30:19 UTC

They're not chocolate? I know they're rubbish outside of the ice-cream arena but this is quite an accusation.

manffa July 21 2010, 08:40:12 UTC

They don't taste like chocolate, they don't have good melt-in-the-mouth-ability, they have a strange texture, you lose half of them just because they fucking flake. You don't even feel like you've had a bar of chocolate afterwards.
Imposters.

orwellian_trash July 21 2010, 08:42:59 UTC

We've all been lied to by the Flake Ads with the overflowing baths and that.

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orwellian_trash July 22 2010, 06:05:48 UTC

Buy fake breasts it is.

shade_o_matic July 21 2010, 13:23:03 UTC

Thank you - I needed that.

mrmikeyman July 21 2010, 14:04:02 UTC

And now I'm left wanting ice cream for breakfast.

meggypeggy1 July 21 2010, 14:44:59 UTC

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