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osagej4

sickie woo woo

May 27, 2005 11:52

Two Things:

1. I smiled warmly at a midget as I passed by her the other day.

2. I almost fell down the stairs this morning while doing my part to promote awareness for the visually impaired. Thinking outside of the box, I decided to walk down the stairs with my eyes closed, in an effort to build empathy for those people who are blind, but due to ( Read more... )

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gypseas tramps and thieves. noxmorexkisses May 27 2005, 20:03:57 UTC

tiny crackers with .5 inch cubes of cheese on it.

does the fact that this statement made my mouth water mean i'm the number one ultimate fatty of all times? yes.
you are my new favorite friendslisteridontknowinreallife.

Re: gypseas tramps and thieves. noxmorexkisses May 27 2005, 20:05:03 UTC

also that is so not how to spell gypsy, hahaha. my bffl has a pup named gypsea spelled like that and i guess it's time to GET OFF THE INTERNET.

Re: gypseas tramps and thieves. osagej4 May 27 2005, 20:14:56 UTC

I was going to call you on it. But you called yourself on it. What is a BFFL?

Re: gypseas tramps and thieves. myeloma May 28 2005, 01:31:32 UTC

If I'm lucky, a Butt Fuck Friend that's Loaded. With cash, not liquor.

Need to find a way to work Holiday in there somehow. ;-)

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calamityjake May 27 2005, 20:07:22 UTC

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

you are so open minded.

osagej4 May 27 2005, 20:15:24 UTC

I know, right? So shouldn't my karma points be in the positive? =(

gabeysf May 27 2005, 20:07:48 UTC

I gots to say: You're looking pretty damn cute in that picture. :)

osagej4 May 27 2005, 20:16:07 UTC

Hahaha aww domo-arigato, Gabey-san.

Does the background look familiar? ;D

gabeysf May 27 2005, 20:18:05 UTC

I don't recognize it. Where is it?!

osagej4 May 27 2005, 20:19:53 UTC

STFU HAHAHA

ASIAN FOOD GHETTO MAN! I just glamazon'd it a bit.

iconoclast May 27 2005, 20:30:10 UTC

Hahaha, midgets need to be reminded that they're people, too!

You look great in that pic.

osagej4 May 27 2005, 21:10:59 UTC

Thanks, liar. <3

I agree re: midgets. I usually don't see/notice things that are lower than 3-4', which is why my balls are always being creampoled by firehydrants, so this was a celebratory moment.

trickeration May 27 2005, 22:56:54 UTC

Next up: blind midgets! You truly are a sensitive man of the 2000s.

osagej4 May 27 2005, 23:12:59 UTC

I used to wear Orange Blossom body cream from Bath & Body Works and one of my Korean friends used to say, "Mmm, you smell like a sensitive man, what are you wearing?" Since I was naked, I knew the source of this was this lathered cream.

EW GROSS JK