Comments | osagej4: hurrcut and county fair!!

osagej4

hurrcut and county fair!!

Jul 19, 2005 23:59

I almost ran right into an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair today, only because she stopped right in front of me as I was daydreaming about big black balls. She checked me out, checked me out!!, and then said, "You have very nice legs." I think she wanted to cut them off at the kneecaps and put them in her collection! Yikes ( Read more... )

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feverabove July 20 2005, 07:19:10 UTC

You need to update more often -- your entries are by far the most entertaining thing on my F.List. Loves it.

Your icon osagej4 July 20 2005, 16:00:59 UTC

Your Mariah ones are the best. HAHAHA. I would also include Tori, but I can't stand her. <3

Re: Your icon feverabove July 21 2005, 04:05:00 UTC

You're such a bitch! You just threw in that Tori comment for no reason! =(

I still LJ-luv you though.

arya July 20 2005, 20:01:29 UTC

Agreed. You get two snaps up, with a twist.

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lilboiblue July 20 2005, 07:28:13 UTC

You wrote over someone's message! Well they deserved it, they didn't write in marker. I knew I had to find some kind of typo. And I did!

Please don't post in front of a car like that ever again. And I don't care if it's in front of my car naked. No wait...

osagej4 July 20 2005, 16:02:08 UTC

You had to find some kind of typo for what where? Ano what?

And you don't want me to post in front of a car, eh? Next time, I'll do my lowrider calendar ho pose. Speciar fol you!

lilboiblue July 20 2005, 22:47:41 UTC

Shut up about the typo. ^_^

And I wanted to look for typos/misspellings because I had a feeling there would be one.

token_fail July 23 2005, 13:52:06 UTC

So glad to know that I am not the only obsessive compulsive typo kid out there. I noticed the "THNK YOU" too. Typos are the best way to ruin a heartfelt message of deep appreciation.
~>m

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EW osagej4 July 20 2005, 16:02:58 UTC

And the worst part was it was probably Canadian dollars too! Which means it was LESS. But my new rule is NO MORE SNOWCONES! They are a rip-off.

jinra July 20 2005, 09:08:16 UTC

That pose of you is sooo not a delicate oriental bud basking in the glow of the Eastern Sun. You're more like a fierce dragon. Or Tiger. In other words, I want you so bad. I want you like Baby Bubot wants San Miguel.

how about "hidden dragon"? osagej4 July 20 2005, 16:04:10 UTC

HAHAH NO! I want you like Marivic "Cherry" Obiedo wants her Royal True Orange®!!

Re: how about "hidden dragon"? jinra July 20 2005, 17:43:07 UTC

That's not want. That's love.

adhesiveheart July 20 2005, 11:27:30 UTC

AHH!
This won't post my comment, god damnit.
I wish I could get a fauxhawk at Great Clips, and in that photo, you almost don't look gay.

almost? osagej4 July 20 2005, 16:05:05 UTC

WHAT YOU TRYNA SAY? Step up and we can finish this now. So I can move into your life and steal yo mens! The fauxhawk was totally temporary. Right after I made the comment, she mussed it up and gave me what she thought I would want being an Asian - spiky/messy hair. I was like, Wigga, please!

Re: almost? adhesiveheart July 20 2005, 16:10:02 UTC

What a bitch.
You should have kept it to go with your hardcore look.

BRING IT ON, TINY DANCER. My menz love my fat ass, UNLESS YOU GOT THE JUNK IN THE TRUNK, YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM.

Re: almost? osagej4 July 20 2005, 23:23:52 UTC

OH I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME BY THE TITLE OF ELTON'S #41 HIT ON THE BILLBOARD CHART!

HAHAHA YOUR ICON! It turns me on in ways your emo hair can't...