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osagej4

good day l.a.

Aug 24, 2005 15:04

These past couple of weeks, I've been toting two chapsticks with me accidentally! They are the free ones I grabbed from the Travelocity booth at San Francisco Gay Pride a couple of months ago. They smell, taste and feel really good, Citrus Lip Balm. It's like having a Kool-Aid moustache without the Kool-Aid, so it's totally okay ( Read more... )

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matintin August 24 2005, 22:09:25 UTC

I think I see Waldo in that group shot.

osagej4 August 24 2005, 22:22:09 UTC

Waldofajita Wong

5fingerdismount August 24 2005, 23:13:01 UTC

WAIT NO DOESN'T THE LAST NAME GO BEFORE THE FIRST NAME?!!111

trickeration August 24 2005, 22:19:25 UTC

Ahahaha @ family photo. And what's up with Mini Chubs, all birthday cake and GQ finger pose?

I love your dad's quad glasses and phallic tee-shirt!

osagej4 August 24 2005, 22:21:33 UTC

OMG I KNOW RIGHT. That shirt is so dildo, buttplug and anal beads. :( It must have been Disney-sanctioned.

feverabove August 24 2005, 22:38:01 UTC

trickeration August 25 2005, 14:26:27 UTC

Naturally. Can you think of anything gayer than the "It's a Small World" boat ride?

a_o_i August 24 2005, 22:25:46 UTC

I feel cheated by the fates for having only one Asian parent. It's not as much fun to make fun of 6 foot 3 white dads from Alabama. Oh wait! Yes it is!

And no thanks to you, I spit pasta sauce all over my monitor. No more eating and reading Joshua's posts from now on!

osagej4 August 24 2005, 22:28:23 UTC

OMG I TOTALLY thought you were a Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves Halfbreed, but I was too chai to ask! :(

a_o_i August 25 2005, 07:37:24 UTC

"Every night all the men would come around and lay their yen down." At least you didn't ask if I habla espanol. I get that most of the time.

feverabove August 24 2005, 22:36:59 UTC

I love it when you update. Your entries are the bestest.

That is all.

osagej4 August 24 2005, 23:02:23 UTC

Thank you. Mariah: "IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU OUT THERE THAT I CONTINUE TO SING! I LOVE YOU LAMBS!!!"

feverabove August 24 2005, 22:39:30 UTC

P.S. Fannypack?? That sounds so dirty to me, a fanny = vagina in Britain.

Per dictionary.com osagej4 August 24 2005, 23:02:02 UTC

fan·ny
n. Slang pl. fan·nies

The buttocks.

I prefer urbandictionary.com feverabove August 24 2005, 23:04:25 UTC

Fanny

1) British term for pussy
2) a retard
3) American term for ass
4) British term for assing

1) "woah, her fanny is sweet!"
2) "Shut the fuck up you fanny!"
3) "I like big fannys and I cannot lie you other brothers cant deny....." ya right!
4) stop fannying around!

feverabove August 24 2005, 23:06:01 UTC

Actually scrap that, I prefer this definition...

Fanny

There is only one true definition of this word.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.

"Nothing i like better than pounding a fanny.That means i fuck pussy. Not ass.Like a gay american"

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