Here's the thing, we started out friends. It was cool but it was all prete-end! Yeah yeah, Since U Been Gone. (I would like to write a Tony award winning play in which those three sentences above are used in dialogue at least once ( Read more... )

Before we all found out that Badlands does not care about black people®, you could find me bustin' a move up in there.

I remember this one night, I was just groovin' there, minding my own business while cutting a rug to Atomic Kitten's Love Doesn't Have To Hurt (Love To Infinity Remix), when I saw this post-menopausal lady with a drink in one ( Read more... )

Question: Was Halloween actually Christmas because this little pimp, Deacon Dr. Fadeproof Tricktickler McRim, Esq. III, was in total heaven surrounded by the Greatest Love Of All!


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Below are 10 statements about me. Five of them are fabricated, and the other five are true. Whoever can guess which are truths and which are lies wins! Real life friends may or may not be eligible, depending.

1. I am going to be a father in 3 months via the artificial insemination of one-half of a lesbian couple I have never met living 2,000 miles away ( Read more... )

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You need to update yo' LJ cuz I'm tired of your tired @$$ Thursday entry!
- Stephen

As Celine Dion proclaims in the soundtrack to Stuart Little 2: I'm Alive ( Read more... )

Yesterday was my 2nd Month Anniversary with Stephen. I swear it's felt like so much longer. And that's not a bad thing! I am writing about it right now because I totally forgot to bring my camera and I feel like, I didn't take pictures of it, it never happened!!! So, I need to commemorate it somehow.


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Human beings continually amaze and astonish me on a daily basis.


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