I'd vowed to myself this morning that I was going to have a day of caffeine abstinence. It's now almost eleven in the morning and I've had three cups of coffee and one can of diet coke. Willpower has abandoned me! It's weird though - I'm usually very cynical of ideas such as caffeine being addictive, but there was definitely something gnawing ( Read more... )

Happy Monday ( Read more... )

I lost my mind on Saturday night.


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i have lost 34lbs since new year's day.

good morning folks ( Read more... )

i'm in a bit of a slump at the moment. i hate my job so much it's untrue. yet i feel like i've dug this hole for myself, without having the foresight to have thought of a way to climb out of it. my colleagues pretty much hate me, and i don't blame them. i'm late all the time, i take two-hour lunch breaks, and i very frequently leave early. so ( Read more... )

0. After nigh on two weeks without so much as one decent poo, I decided to take matters into my own hands (not literally) and buy myself some laxatives. Before I could utter the word poomageddon I was papping all over the place. Four good dumps in the space of three hours. I was mindblown. Thank you natural senna! And they say there is no god ( Read more... )

Bowling last night was awful. I was utterly terrible. Howard (my doubles partner) is going to be really pissed off with me when he gets back ( Read more... )

THERE IS ALREADY A BAND CALLED RHINOSAUR.

LOOKS LIKE THE BACKUP HAS TO BE ACTIVATED.

DINOCEROS!

bummocks x

sssooooooooooooo... re: my sickness/obsession with losing some more weight - i went swimming this morning before i came to work. got up at 0645 hrs and hit the pool. 25 lengths, the bubble spa and five minutes in the sauna later and i was on my way to work. when some friggin' idiot crashed his car into the back of me. fortunately my car has a ( Read more... )