I'm gonna ask one question
You're going to give me one answer
I'm going to be the super smart person I am
And get 2 answers out of your 1
Cause I'm just that Awesome.

So anywho,
Remember when I had that awesome facial hair last winter?
Who thinks I should bring it back?

Just in case you forgot, it looked like this...I'm on your right

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There are 2 titles for this one:

1.) I feel like Jerry Springer
"Alright, I'm gonna start some shit today"

2.) Now let's see exactly how far up there it is

Sorry, I just couldn't pick one, because the other would never speak to me again, and they're both gems.

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Seriously?
Are you fucking kidding me?

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Yea, that's it

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