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Aug 26, 2005 17:37

My head needs sorting out.

I feel like a million pounds of poo in a two pound bag.

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cranley August 27 2005, 01:20:25 UTC
do you feel like 18 kg of shit in a thimble, though?

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oscaboo August 27 2005, 01:28:04 UTC
not that far off.

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fattymccraigs August 27 2005, 05:54:51 UTC
I'm a little confused, is it supposed to be a bag into which 2 pounds of poo would normally fit, or is it supposed to be a bag that on its own weighs two pounds? Because if it's the former that would be rather uncomfortable, although the pressure required to compress that much poo into that small a space would probably cause said poo to reach critical mass, allowing it to be used in some sort of ridiculous poo-clear bomb (oh yes, I went there). On the other hand if it's the latter it might not actually be that uncomfortable, because depending on the material that the bag is made out of it could still be large enough to accomodate that much poo, I mean feeling like poo is still pretty shitty, but at least you wouldn't be all cramped up and shit.

Moral of the story: statements about poo should be as clear as possible ALSO I have too much time on my hands.

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