I am under the impression that there is a penis hidden in this cake. I cannot find it.

Please help me.

I want one.

Some of you have noticed my reclusion. This little blurb about sums it up ( Read more... )

I've decided to teach myself to knit. I thought socks would be a good place to start (brilliant idea). Tonight I finished my first one.

Who would've thought a sock with gaping holes would be so hard to wiggle into?


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is cool.

..but seems I am still in love with Hawksley Workman.

rawr.

I greased up the area around my eyes, and about an hour or so later the skin started to flake off. It was disgusting and beautiful all at the same time. The bridge of my nose is still fire engine red, but everywhere else is only a wee bit pinky.

Yesterday I looked like this guy (minus about 75% of the puff).


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About a week ago my face started to get dry and splotchy. With plenty of lube, it started to clear up, and I was happy. Now this dermatitis has attacked the skin around my eyes, and it looks like I have a backwards sunglass tan. It is rather uncomfortable, and I have ditched plenty of people this weekend b/c I look like I've been punched in the ( Read more... )

I have a very drunk Mitchel on my hands. He is talking about how when he punches people in the neck, they cry butter.

Yes. Butter.

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