omg this is some funny shit...if u dont know these people, dont bother reading this...

Mar 21, 2005 20:53


Freigurl3: lets name our firstborn sons myles
Freigurl3: wait secondborn
Freigurl3: do they still smite the first?
Freigurl3: better not take a chance



Shwinggg15: wait jews arent supposed to name their first born oafter their father
dj3477: hehehehe
dj3477: so me and sam are trying to figure out how the three of us can marry...we can all become morman or something, but i kinda like being jewish
dj3477: any ideas?
Shwinggg15: UTAH
dj3477: haha yeah thats what sam said
dj3477: LETS GO
Shwinggg15 signed off at 8:48:15 PM.
Shwinggg15 signed on at 8:48:44 PM.
Shwinggg15: sorry bout that
dj3477: no problemo
dj3477: im sure u were just packing ur bags for utah
Shwinggg15: haha.. mormans here we come
dj3477: yeehaw

.........

Freigurl3: myles!
Freigurl3: *hyperventilating*
dj3477: haha oh jesus
Freigurl3:  Shwinggg15:   got fuckin jacked up in the knee todya at my gmae...
 Freigurl3:  awwww pobrecito
 Freigurl3:  if i were there i would kiss it and make it better!
 Shwinggg15:  i know
dj3477: FUCK YOU
dj3477: lol
Freigurl3: bitch i know im bad
Freigurl3:  Shwinggg15:  hold on i need to get some ice
Freigurl3: awww
Freigurl3: he needs us to nurse him back to health
dj3477: haha
Freigurl3: he prolly thinks we are some crazy stalkers
Freigurl3: but we do stare at his ass (that is thousands of miles away)
dj3477: miles...myles haha
Freigurl3: DORK
Freigurl3: im nolonger the dork
Freigurl3: you took my title
Freigurl3: poo on you

.......

Freigurl3:  Freigurl3:  well apparently you dont seem interested in her
 XbabewinklemenX:  well not at the very moment
 XbabewinklemenX:  but maybe down the road
dj3477: SWEET
dj3477: how long is down the road???
dj3477: IM SO IMPATIENT
Freigurl3:  Freigurl3:  oy well you better hurry up because she is trying to take MY man
dj3477: dana = impatient
dj3477: hahahaha

.......

dj3477: can u get married to two people at once?
Antichrist NOW66: what do you mean?
dj3477: exactly what i said
Antichrist NOW66: ?
Antichrist NOW66: fucken hookah smoking caterpillar you are

.........

Freigurl3: wait but i must add TREE TREE TREE (x20)
Freigurl3: my cousin is trying to say that since myles is perfect he is gay
dj3477: hahaha
Freigurl3: XbabewinklemenX:  me and dana are having 3 kids on our first date
dj3477: hahhaa

.....and

dj3477: i think sam is planning our wedding
dj3477: lol
XbabewinklemenX: yeah our second son is named myles
dj3477: haha oh lord
XbabewinklemenX: i know i wanted the third born to be myles
dj3477: lol
dj3477: we're having three?
dj3477: all on the first date? damn
XbabewinklemenX: well i thought we'd wait til the second but i guess i can go for the first date
dj3477: yeah it'll be more fun that way
dj3477: i dont like beating around the bush
dj3477: haha
XbabewinklemenX: good point i mean its not like we are getting any younger

ok i know that was confusing...way confusing actually, but i just had to document it, because i havent laughed that hard in forever...i love you samantha, i love you myles, i love you stephen, i love you forney! thankyou for making me smile!
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