Comments | oscar347: what did the blind man say when he was handed matzah? 'WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?!?!'

oscar347

what did the blind man say when he was handed matzah? 'WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?!?!'

Jun 12, 2005 18:42

so, its that time again. yep, yearbook time. and like rachel said, its like killing us. they are tryin to torture us with the prospect of school ending...even though its not ending for another 3 weeks! (ughhhh i hope i make it)

Anyways, i, once again, did not order a yearbook because my mom said i would have to pay for it :-( which i really didnt ( Read more... )

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Our Anthem anonymous May 15 2005, 02:22:33 UTC

My name is Dan
I live in a can
I am fat
Like a sewer rat
I am a silly Jew
And i like to eat stew
With my spoon
I like to spoon
I don't know how to rhyme
But I like the color lime
I can't eat bread
But I've had sex with Fred
And i like to give head.

Oranges are my fav
And i had X at a rave
I want a tree
So that Dana won't spill on me
I'm quadrisexual
So ALL the sex is sensual
My hormones are out of whack
And I want to give Shabam a smack
(On the ass
Like Mr. Passe)
Myles is my NJB
He's yummy like hummus.

_lost_poetry_ May 16 2005, 22:09:17 UTC

Wow Dana, I honestly have no clue where to start. And now thinking back on it, I don't think I would have ever made it through without you. I remember I was desperatley upset and I couldn't stop crying for a week, and now that I think of it I don't even remember why, but the only person who could make me stop crying and could make me laugh or keep me calm, was you! I guess you have that thing about you that makes people feel at ease, or maybe it's cause you can ALWAYS make me laugh and the funny thing is, it's only at things we would laugh at ( ... )

yay! anonymous May 17 2005, 21:38:06 UTC

Alex!! (F) im signing ur LJ. because i have nothing else to do except write in ur Ghetto lj and so here i am.. and this is all im putting.. because all i have to say is. Ninjas.... are.... Way cooler then stupid Pirates!!! hell yesm!