Firsties, Ahoy!!

[oscarascal]

Yo! Another year, another crop of wobble-eyed first years - hallo, babies! Uncle Oscar won't bite, but watch out for Potter- speaking of which, Jamesy, how'd little Albus manage to get sorted to Slytherin? Must've bribed the hat - I wish I'd thought of it! I'd have made quite the strapping Hufflepuff, wouldn't you agree? But no, my brain was as wee

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[nigelovebottom]

Oh, um, thank you!

[oscarascal]

No problem, little Gryff!

[snogspotter]

I dunno OshKOscar, but you call me Jamesy one more time and you'll have a Blast Ended Skrewt in your bed. Al must have worms to get mixed in with all those snakes. I told him he shouldn't have helped Mum with the gardening!

[oscarascal]

...XXD dude, you are so lame. And if the puppy has worms, we'd better get him to the gamekeeper. But James, James! Think of the possibilities! If he let us into the common room...

IT WOULD BE MADNESS. BEAUTIFUL, GLORIOUS MADNESS.

[snogspotter]

Gotta save the zingers for later, mate. Much too early for the best stuff.

I knew I kept you around for a reason! Got any new stuff from your dad's shop? I've got just the thing. Can't say much here with the parents having free reign and all that.

[oscarascal]

Sure, sure. I don't have any bad stuff.

Oh, wait until you see >3 We've got to do something about our parents reading this, though. Mine aren't going to care, but the teachers look around, I bet. There must be a charm or something. I'll look into it. I might even be able to get Mum to help - she always likes a good puzzle.

[hiddenmalfoy]

The ickle Malfoy doesn't particularly care what you think of him, speck of rot or otherwise.

[oscarascal]

Aww, the wee snakey's showing off his little fangs! How adorable.

[hiddenmalfoy]

If that's what you wish to think, go ahead.